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Ok cause why did Belinda screw over Pornchai the SAME WAY Tanya screwed her over in season one. BELINDA. WHAT WAS THAT. #whitelotus

Watching old Southern Charm and Landon is a TWAT. #bravo #southerncharm

Ok. Catching up on #southerncharm … is Shep delusional???? This Sienna chick does not like him. He’s literally 20yrs older than her. What in the world.

Blake Lively’s face when Ryan Reynolds stood up at #SNL50 and said “why what have you heard?”

😂😂 gorl. Go home.

Too much Sabrina Carpenter on #SNL50 last night. She’s not some iconic guest? I don’t understand. Go away girl.

Was NOT prepared to see precious Aubrey Plaza. I hope she is okay 😭😭 #SNL50

Can we PLEASE be done with John Mulaney? Fucking ew. Come on he’s not even funny. #SNL50

Sorry but there’s something about Chloe Fineman I just cannot fucking stand. Yuck. #SNL50

Watching #SNL50 and OH MY GOD PAUL RUDD DOES NOT AGE EVER.

Ok but like. When is Captain Marvel gonna show up and save us all? Because it’s getting scary.

ELEVEN dollars for deodorant BEFORE the tariffs hit? Y’all just gonna have to smell me.

He had one hit single in 2003 and is now thinks he is relevant again because he openly supports tRump. You’ve been unimportant since 2004, shitstain! #gavindegrawisalilbitch

Trump is now publicly supporting TN Gov. Lees voucher scam bill. “Education back to the states”. What does that even mean? You can send your child to private school if you want, nothing is stopping you. Hurting our public schools in the process is where we have a problem.

W H A T.

Gavin Degraw is a lil bitch tho.

How does anyone like Lisa Barlow or Meredith Marks or even friggin Heather Gay anymore?! Can you imagine the amount of negativity soaking that one couch?!? #rhoslc #rhoslcreunion #bravo #teambronwyn #teammary #teamangie #teamiguesswhitneyisoktoo

Heavy sigh.

Heather supporting Bronwyn on this week’s episode was actually so kind. I maybe don’t hate her this week. Maybe. #rhoslc

Gretchen Rossi is incredibly annoying. She’s like if the early 2000s Tuscan home interior design style was a person. #rhoc

DOES ANYONE LIKE GINA KIRSCHENHEITER?!? SHE IS A TOTAL DICK. #rhoc

Jennifer Tilly is a national treasure and I’m SO HAPPY she is a housewife this season 😭 my spooky little heart is pleased.

I’ve decided this is where I’ll talk about the Real Housewives franchise. To that end, I’d like to say, Kathy Hilton loves bananas and Red Bull. Just an observation. Carry on.