‘People are saying you have to show voter ID to hold hands with your wife in blue states……’

Move along couch fucker

Reformaga: My wanker boss fired me today for fook all…
Me: Sorry to hear that….didn’t your union help?
Reformaga: Nah….didn’t join as I hate those lefty libtards
Me: How will you pay your bills?
Reformaga: Go on the dole
Me: But you hate benefit scroungers
Reformaga: Not if yah Engurlish
Me: 🤦🏻

Nah….it’s just covered in Putin jizz

Jesus fucking wept….how the hell is this cretin the head of the FBI? 😳🤦🏻

He should count himself extremely lucky that he has 26% approval rating…..in a normal existence it would be ZERO

I find myself laughing at the utter stupidity of this window licker and then my brain glitches when I remind myself this cretinous moron is really POTUS! Just how? 😳

He has the charisma of a jizz soaked couch

Doesn’t bother me that he nods off it’s the overwhelming disappointment that the fucker wakes up that gets me 🙇‍♂️

…..he forgot to mention that you must also have £100m in assets to qualify

He hasn’t figured out shit - he just plays to audiences and trends

Wes is my MP and he won by whisker - I predict he will be quite rightly humiliated at the next election

To all the black people that support this vile piece of shit - this is exactly what he thinks of you. Think about that the next time you send him money!

Just don’t be a cunt Elon and happiness will find you

Soon her face will fall off and reveal even more ugliness

And ‘we were very clear…..’

These redundancy announcements by corps get thrown around by the media like it’s good news ie they should be applauded for becoming more efficient. It’s so fucked up. This is a clear sign the morality and values of that company is just pure fucking greed

Kudos for having the stomach to actually open dialogue with that odious man

I’m just hoping for the day that a real soldier and law abiding citizen slaps that stupid fucking smug grin off Hogsbreaths cunty face

WTAF…..get in the bin you cnut

When the orange turd is flushed down the drain the whole world should descend on Minnesota for a huge party 🎉

Another murder. No doubt Trump will blame the victim for threatening Jaywalking

#fucktrump #fuckICE

Shove your grovelling bullshit apology you fucking traitor to humanity

Say what? Seriously? I’m watching from over the pond and cannot comprehend the systematic breakdown of the US and when an opportunity arises to put the brakes on this madness, the Dems fucking blow it. The US is fucked

The only thing missing from the toddlers post was nerr nerr nerr nerr nerr nerr at the end and a little smiley emoji.

Positive development by alas I predict it will not make one iota of a difference. This will be a shoulder shrug to the sycophants

Just like a dumb loud drunk man in a bar spouting nonsense that nobody wants to hear.

These GOP ghouls act like Russians more each day - let’s hope some start falling out of windows soon

To all the Maga scum that continue to applaud this - fuck you

The year in the US is 1938

What fucking monster sees a picture of a murdered women and wonders what she would look like in a bikini?

I literally cannot compute this utter madness anymore. Humanity is fucked because of rich cunts.