bitch aries 🍉🏳️‍⚧️

me when i found the bitches that don't mind when i disappear from their lives for weeks at a time

white boy blues at the punk function got me feeling bricked

would u say your pussy got plowed even ?

trans women, divine beings driven to see themselves as commodities, lord have mercy on us

the above tweet is absolutely a joke but headhunters esp is really good it's really funky and groovy, i'm not that much of a weather report girl but the other jazz fusion (sorry jazz fujoshi) gals in my life speak highly of it

marcus aurelius just had a disregulated avoidant attachment style

read one (1) article about building wealth and i've never been more happy that i'm going to die one day and that none of this shit matters

rent-a-cop even worse

some of the best jazz fujoshi albums

breaking: astrid fully endorses the 'bad apples' model of understanding police brutality, says the great mouse detective shows cops can be good

i hope the women on my close friends story know i would hit them with a shovel if they asked

that's sad

big talk from u miss millions of creature tattoos

the women in my life waiting for me to get tattoos

i'm so excited to move so i have an excuse to start a new donkey kong country save file

me when the dastardly villain has kidnapped me for being the prettiest girl in town and has tied me to the railroad tracks and asked me if i have any final words: i'm dying for the huzz bruh

heyyyyy

ur like 4 of these

ranking ppl in the scene by importance

1. ppl who mosh
2. ppl who stand there with their arms crossed
3. sounds girls
4. musicians in unpopular bad bands
5. musicians in unpopular good bands
6. musicians in popular good bands
7. venue runners
8. musicians in popular bad bands
9. sound guys

jar with safety button clitaurus

so beautiful how jars have a little tdick that you can mash around and mistreat. truly there is no god but god and muhammad is his prophet

whenever i feel bad about myself i gotta remember at least i don't work for a defense contractor cuz i guess i know queers who do lol lmao haha heinous

people having sex in 2005: w00t!!!

girl are you the air quality cuz you're chokin my throat

they're not even cruising is the thing they're just trying to hang

how it feels when i take you to the kill shelter

bad bands are as important to the scene ecosystem as good bands but no one's ready for that take yet

our whole lives are gonna be famous people dying

no <3