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I’m glad to see people protesting Discord forcing IDs for age verification, but what I need everyone to understand is that there’s immense bipartisan pressure to make the entire internet like this, and they are likely going to succeed unless something drastic happens

sincerely wrote in a feedback survey "your user base has back pain now brighten up the screen please" for one of my forum games

Every business right now thinks its such an essential part of your life that you'd give them anything to keep using it and brother I am here to tell you I don't need a chat app that bad

it drives you insane how much erosion of freedom is justified by concern for kids when the people who actually hurt them will never face consequences

I don't know how to phrase this or even ask.

I need $600 in moving fees because I am being evicted after draining my savings following a layoff. I am not sure what else to do.

I need help.
Venmo: @Hverwold
Cashapp: $WeedWizard42069

I have 14 days to figure something out, and I'm out of options.

please give us more personal data please please please please c’mon you’re being so mean dude. we only got breached like three times. we’re NOT going to sell it man please please please plus its for like safety? so you’re the one who looks stupid right now come on pleaaaaaase just one data point bro

Im 30 fucking years old and I cant look at art my partner made me to get my dick hard bc some advertising company somewhere is wagging their finger in my face and telling me IM the pervert when its none of their fucking business????

i hate this stupid fucking website the amount of censorship unless i show a random fucking website my state ID is fucking disgusting

My new really awesome autism meal of two peanut butter sandwiches and a latte

My professionally unemployed Routine:
1. Wake up at 1 pm
2. Smoke weed until i throw up
3. Breakfast
4. Fujo out with discord kittens
5. Write copious amounts of porn about what we fujo'd out about
6. Play roller the original coaster tycoon as much as possible

Im really digging the new trend of "getting good at being unemployed" ive finally found my fucking people

Who said that

Peeling lox off of deli paper is like peeling back super wet panties to me

Yummy :)

I think one full quart of Vietnamese coffee would fix me

Guy who is mentally well: i should play fear and hunger again

2026 is starting off so strong I dont even know where to begin. This fucking sucks.

Actually - I can still live my life to the fullest without feeling the need to go camping up a mountain.

Officer.. dear, I wasn’t speeding, I was facetiming (fiercely)

Another murder case solved. Well.. I didn't find the real killer. I blamed a random person. But it's in the solved pile nonetheless.

Sending my men on a pizza quest bc i cant be asked tonight

I know its time to take a shower when he starts to breathe in deep during hugs

Kingfish stevens got a cake pop for his birthdayyyyyy

I would delete tumblr if not for my horse mutual who doesnt waste any brass tax she just sends me horsie photos and updates once a week on what their family is doing with the horsies and its fucking awesome

What I have done or thought about sexually has nothing to do with whether or not I am gay. If anything, I am so comfortable as a heterosexual cisgender man, that I’m willing to do things that would likely threaten a more insecure man’s fragile masculinity.

Download Joanna Newsom's magnum opus "YS" on bandcamp NOW ❗️❗️❗️❗️

One of my favorite albums of all time is so hard to recommend bc its like. Hey man. Do you want to listen to an hour long feminist harp piece sung by a woman who brays like a donkey? Yes all of these stories WILL be told by metaphors I can give you hints but you have to interpret it yourself 🥰🙏

Its here its here !!!! :))

Keep opening the front door expecting the weed we ordered to roll up like a can of chef boyardee