@ade1219.bsky.social
Finding the humor in the apocalypse. Mostly because it's preferable to the alternative.
IT’S CHICAGO, BABY!
24.02.2026 12:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This probably doesn’t count for the grocery category…but CVS is a nightmare layout
22.02.2026 16:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
The MAGA right are truly the biggest bunch of whiny, crybabies. Absolutely cannot emotionally handle a loss. It’s so clear why they had to accuse literally everyone else of this behavior…we were all just mirrors.
21.02.2026 14:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0FUCK TRUMP
19.02.2026 19:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think his late night posting habits are proof of this, too.
19.02.2026 16:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s a symptom of advancing dementia. Patients’ circadian clocks are disrupted so they are up late into the night & typically sleep (or doze off) in the daytime.
19.02.2026 16:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0He is sundowning
19.02.2026 16:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Wow.
17.02.2026 03:59 — 👍 35713 🔁 16555 💬 1290 📌 2458Ah yes, Trump working late night after late night in his office, TV off, surrounded by books, reading complex legal tomes and forming a comprehensive analysis that will be coherently communicated to Americans. 🫠
13.02.2026 22:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hillary got it right when she called them deplorables. Honestly, deplorable is too kind.
13.02.2026 21:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not sure this counts because I knew my mom was planning a routine back surgery, but she actually ended up in the ICU for days post-op & I had no idea.
12.02.2026 22:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The stakes are so much higher! Plummeting down a mountain at top speed, surgically sharp blades, ice AND guns?!? Top notch entertainment.
09.02.2026 21:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What a symbolic split screen he created, literally giving his well-earned flowers to the young victims of ICE violence & racism vs Trump’s bloodlust for accolades & trophies he hasn’t earned.
09.02.2026 02:05 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bad Bunny
The only thing more powerful than hate is love.
It's a cult
05.02.2026 16:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fancy grain salad concoctions. They seem so nourishing & delish, but after the thought of all the chopping, baking, boiling & steaming it requires, I end up with a big ol’ bowl of Kraft mac & cheese.
05.02.2026 03:19 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I point, throw my head back, & belly laugh. Involuntarily.
28.01.2026 22:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"These agents, and the president who sent them, are no one’s heroes, no one’s saviors—just men with guns who have to hide their faces to shoot a mom in the face, and a nurse in the back."
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
For any elected official who needs to hear this, I impart a lesson learned from the NFL:
When the other team is tired and on the back foot, you don’t call a timeout so they can catch their breath. You grind their fucking face into the dirt until the final whistle blows and you’ve won the game.
Chicagoans tell Bovino to EAT SHIT. Juries are doing hero's work here.
22.01.2026 22:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lady, if doesn't matter if you voted no, you failed. You are Whip and you didn't whip. YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM.
22.01.2026 22:00 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
January 10th, 2026 goes down as one of the best nights in Chicago sports history.
It’s Chicago baby!!!
11.01.2026 05:52 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0…I wasn’t alive for our last Super Bowl win, & yes, Cubs Game 7 is waaaaay up there. But the confluence of a historic comeback win, at Soldier Field, against our biggest rivals, plus Bregmen, plus wins for both the Hawks & Bulls does make this one of the very best nights in Chicago sports history.
11.01.2026 05:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Best. Night. Ever.
11.01.2026 04:46 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"We had whistles. They had guns."
09.01.2026 17:12 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"We had whistles. They had guns."
09.01.2026 17:12 — 👍 27 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0He is dying y’all. He knows, and the panic is literally seeping from his pores at this point.
09.01.2026 04:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Makes about as much sense as what Trump just did!
04.01.2026 18:27 — 👍 259 🔁 120 💬 8 📌 10“a briefing” lol
03.01.2026 19:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
