Jerrad Alexander

The fact that they need to clarify this is fucked up in itself.

Right, just like HE never stormed the capital.

MAGA are utter rubes. Easy marks, every one of them.

Dems: "We need to reach across the aisle and work on bi-partisan efforts..."

VP: "focus on the enemy"

POTUS: *reTruths a Nazi account calling for murder of Democrats*

My house doesn't have chronic pain and partial disability because of injuries sustained during my active duty service in the Air Force, you infuriating simpleton.

Faceplanting Senator receives government-funded healthcare after voting to take government-funded healthcare away from citizens is where our metaphors are now.

Roman Catholicism: She doesn't even go here!

a black and white drawing of charlie brown and lucy brown from the peanuts comic strip Alt: Charlie Brown and Lucy from the Peanuts comic strip. Lucy, representing the GOP, pulls the football away from Charlie Brown who falls for the same trick over and over and over.

Hey Tim, wanna try to kick the football again?

Placing these in front of a mirror and saying, "Hot crisp crust" three times is how you summon Brennan Lee Mulligan.

Resin print with a brown primer wash, then an antique gold Rub & Buff wax.

A miniature version of the Trump/Epstein statue in front of the Capitol Building

At the last No Kings protest, I *may* have had some fun with a 3D printer and some magnets at various locales around the mall...

The Onion is now reality

Hey @kaine.senate.gov , guess what YOU'RE the face of now? Congrats, you whimpering coward. I've got old socks that don't fold as easily as you did.

Ditto from Virginia

A heartfelt, "Fuck you" to these Senators:

@cortezmasto.senate.gov
@durbin.senate.gov
@fetterman.senate.gov
@hassan.senate.gov
Angus King
@rosen.senate.gov
@shaheen.senate.gov

And a special, "Go fuck yourself" to @kaine.senate.gov In almost 30 years of voting, yours is the first I've regretted.

Putting the "sicko" in "sycophant"

@kaine.senate.gov Easy to say when you've got free healthcare, guaranteed retirement, and a boatload of other lifetime perks and benefits the rest of us will never see, all on tax payers' dime.

You CAVED, plain and simple. You gave up, you quit, you shrank. Stop trying to justify your cowardice.

"So let's try bending over backwards for our fascist wannabe overlords."

FFS...

Spoken like someone who is more concerned about not missing their week of tax payer-funded vacation...

Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous

The original Dem demands were:
1) Permanent ACA subsidies
2) Medicaid funding restored
3) No more blank checks for the regime (rescission)

They dropped Medicaid immediately. Went silent on rescission. Cut back to 1 year of subsidies on Friday. And surrendered today.

The Senate Democrats!

Never forget who sold us out:

Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen

"Because the other side consistently breaks their word and proposes legislation that harms my constituents" would have been a better answer.

a man is holding a microphone in a field and says some say a waste of time Alt: Conan O'Brien saying it's been a waste of time

I swear, no one knows how to absolutely piss away and waste momentum like the modern Democratic party leadership.

a cartoon girl in a blue dress is kneeling in a field holding a bag Alt: Tim Kaine (Charlie Brown) falls for the same old trick yet again

In 2030 @kaine.senate.gov can be primaried. Let this example of weak capitulation be an albatross around his neck.

@schumer.senate.gov Respectfully, if there's no fight left in you, it's time to go.

Schumer et al, every goddamn time.

@kaine.senate.gov Absolutely NOT! Are you kidding?! Did they double pinky promise? If you're worried about being replaced on a ballot, cave to Republicans and see how fast that happens.

These people will try to convince you that the noxious fart they just released into the room is actually potpourri.