James

FUCK AI

If the clown cancels for Kevin's birthday, it's okay. I can remove and inflate my organs for balloon animals in a pinch.

Minou poses on the red carpet

my daughter is on spring break and I just keep hoping she stays safe and doesn’t beat my keg stand time from the 90s

I just want to be as optimistic as Shane MacGowan’s dentist

Fundamentalists of any stripe are just fucking awful. Now if you’ll excuse me, my blinker has been on for the last 7 miles

I’m no accountant so when I do my taxes I put on some Violent Femmes and hope for the best

I’ve been scratching my ass all day. The old ones say that means foul weather is a-comin

I figure I was approx 50% you friggin punk and 40% fuck yeah at that kid who passed me in a Dodge Charger yesterday. The other 10% was an REO Speedwagon song

Sorry I haven't followed you back yet. I’ve been very busy working on timeshare exit strategies

I’d get along with most everyone, but that’s hard to do when everyone else has standards

girls next to me at this restaurant discussing dating "I went on one date with a guy who said he didn't even know why Batman was a superhero -- and he was way too ugly to have opinions that bad"

@lithiumsucks.bsky.social Thank you for reading my posts. I hope this day brings you good things. :)

My most sincere apologies as I was under the impression that the golden rule was about peeing.

Vehicle YouTube video by The Ides Of March - Topic

This seems reasonable for posting on this day.

Hahaha!!!

[Applebees, the ides of March, 44BC]

Caesar: i’ll have the salad
Cleopatra: me too, it’s my salad day
Waiter: et tu, brute ?
Brutus: *opens napkin* oh great. no knife
Caesar: what
Brutus: what

Damn them to hell. Same with Archer Daniels Midland (ADM). Destroy capitalism before they kill us all.

What's Wrong with Modern Wheat The vast majority of the wheat we consume today has been drastically altered. It is now genetically engineered or GMO wheat.

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need a cure for human interaction burnout

It’s 32 degrees outside. We’re having a thunderstorm. Raining turning to snow through tomorrow. MissusPants is starting a fire in the fireplace next to me and we are going to sit right here and watch it all happen outside through the big windows.

Hi Lucy♥️♥️♥️

I hope you have the best birthday!!🤘

It's my birthday and I only have one wish. Let's all hold hands and wish it together

wake and bake to keep the Sabbath holy

Back in my day, we were all the butthole surfers

one time I had sex on a rocket ship at a park so yeah I know a little about going to space

I’m sick of the misogyny. Petition to replace Brazilian butt lifts with Brazilian nut lifts.

pretty sure this war will end soon i can feel it in my bones nope that’s the osteoporosis nvm