Al King

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point

honey soy shrunk the kids

I helped an escaped convict remove his shackles when I was a boy and now because of that act he is secretly paying for me to become a gentleman. Never stop grinding

it would be a shame if mugshot insecurity discouraged someone from a career of hijinks, critical endorsement for catching a glimpse of yourself in the mirror and thinking “good day for a crime??” though

Thread ..

its a news media innovation

breaking: local council ordinance tiff between inexplicably hot councillors

the Louvre hotties are fake but i’m not complaining!!

decided that the st james tunnels should be a roguelike

why favourite is when SSO is misconfigured and navigates to a default hub view rather than the page you were last going to when it reauthenticates

when you get really, really bored that’s just the essence of the allegory revealing itself to you probably

trying to watch The Long Walk because people said cooper hoffman and david jonsson were good and feeling very, Dead Dove, “i don’t know what i expected” about it

the Salieri of parliamentary fitness rubbing their hands together evilly 😆

your enthusiasm radiates!

i hope woke 2 is so woke it cancels me

phew!!

I don’t think Gregory has died?? but he stepped down from RSC as a result of his husband’s terminal illness

“Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.”

conan the vulgarian

Cecilia Payne-Gaposchkin ✨ figured out what stars are made of ✨ when she was just 25. 🔭🧪

Her PhD thesis basically established the Harvard astro department — at a time when Harvard didn't officially allow woman students.

I wrote this little profile to mark the 100th anniversary of her thesis:

A crocheted Patti smith

Patti smith from Horses

I crocheted Patti Smith’s Horses cover

dastardly

no-one who’s a CEO could be evil 😌

lol

yoob yooty

as above (some stuff) so below (more stuff)

mixed responses to rick astley’s ‘chappell flintstoan’ style cover

concerned that someone drunk will wee into the grandfather clock

i was about to do my joke and then the sheppo yanked me off. no as in withdrew my presence,

Guy who sells doo doo (squinting wisely and doing visionary voice): We believe within 10 years the world economy will be almost completely powered by doo doo