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@notwhatimeant.bsky.social

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26.11.2025 05:24 β€” πŸ‘ 320    πŸ” 169    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 11

You are engaged to someone who blocked you.
I have not blocked you.
You are engaged to someone else. πŸ˜”

26.11.2025 05:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Kentucky in the news again!

26.11.2025 05:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Yeah, that's nice, but it just doesn't make the same statement that this does.

26.11.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In Tampa, it would be expected to cover up.

26.11.2025 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s…

25.11.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
5 Things Sociopaths Do
YouTube video by Charisma on Command 5 Things Sociopaths Do

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gETt...

25.11.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
β€œI knew obeying the law was against the law.”

Edgar Fullam, Regional Orator

β€œI knew obeying the law was against the law.” Edgar Fullam, Regional Orator

Trump Claims Democrats’ Video To Military β€˜Seditious Behavior, Punishable By Death’ https://theonion.com/trump-claims-democrats-video-to-military-seditious-behavior-punishable-by-death/

25.11.2025 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 683    πŸ” 72    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 3

90% of the time it's ironic sarcasm, since your work is obviously so helpful.

But the real takeaway of the Dem-lib circular firing squad is that Trump has not sued Mark Epstein for insinuating he sucked off Ghislaine's horse.

25.11.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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...were deemed subversive, such as "love," "why," and "conscience."

In Trump 1.0, the terms "science-based" and "evidence-based" were banned from use at the CDC.

Meanwhile, over at r/conservative, they're instructing each other not to use the term "MAGA" b/c libs have demonized it.

New term: AFP

25.11.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is #1 in Robert Lifton’s list of eight characteristics of mid-century Chinese mind control:
1. Milieu control: isolation from elements of society that could debunk the cult mindset

Godard had a similar plot device in his one venture into sci-fi, "Alphaville." Dictionaries lost words as they...

25.11.2025 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Charity makes people DEPENDENT.
Feed someone and they'll want more food.
It's ADDICTIVE.
You might as well be selling meth or Tylenol.
Insurers shouldn't pay claims for the same reason.

#AynRand #objectivism

25.11.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tagging for #Mother'sDay

25.11.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
@ayobreezus   *in target*    little girl in checkout line: i'm gonna see a cow today!    me: wooow that sounds so cool!   mom of girl: please ignore her she's trying to say her grandma but she heard me call her a cow today and won't stop repeating it

@ayobreezus *in target* little girl in checkout line: i'm gonna see a cow today! me: wooow that sounds so cool! mom of girl: please ignore her she's trying to say her grandma but she heard me call her a cow today and won't stop repeating it

25.11.2025 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
#E.T. #mother #parenting
Car sticker available on Amazon

#E.T. #mother #parenting Car sticker available on Amazon

When you feel you're just not cutting it, remember...

25.11.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing says "marriage material" like showing you have friends who try to kill you.

25.11.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"Gay" doesn't mean what it used to either.

25.11.2025 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

And that's why there are no more pot smokers.

25.11.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No word on whether the Australian gov't granted him the requested benefits.
bsky.app/profile/did:... #Covid #Australia

25.11.2025 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
badjokesbyjeff - i was applying for australian citizenship and the interviewer asked do you have a criminal record? and i said no. is that still required?       

andalwaysburning replies oh my god.        

geekandmisandry replies jeff, i swear

badjokesbyjeff - i was applying for australian citizenship and the interviewer asked do you have a criminal record? and i said no. is that still required? andalwaysburning replies oh my god. geekandmisandry replies jeff, i swear

25.11.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
[pic of nurse with patient in hospital] - white house reclassifies nursing as hobby

[pic of nurse with patient in hospital] - white house reclassifies nursing as hobby

@theonion.com

25.11.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 82    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

...epic scale by turning it into a soap opera.

25.11.2025 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ranking
1. The one with very good Williams music, conveys the vastness of space and the isolation of a planet from the action, downplays the gee-whiz technology with talk of obsolescence and depreciation, leaves the Force ambiguous, and is derivative of classics
2. The ones that reduce the

25.11.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When will MAGA take Donald's dementia seriously?
If he were to smear sh*t on his face instead of his usual concealer (yes, that's concealer), he'd still lose only half his base, because the other half would think he was doing blackface and find it hilarious.

Un-masculine un-selfaware vanity.

25.11.2025 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let's hope you never have to make that choice.

25.11.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Using Proton or Atomic also allows you to avoid your emails being used to train up AI, as is the case with Gmailβ€”if that kind of invasiveness bothers you.

25.11.2025 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

requiring you to use your phone number to verify your identity, even though you have other forms of verification saved to the account.)

Use Atomic Mail to avoid having to verify by phone, if you want more accounts than the number of phones you possess.

25.11.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

YouTube, say, for subversive anarchic activity, Google doesn't recognize your other accounts as linked to the banned account, causing them all to be deleted like falling mountaineers all tethered together.

It also avoids being locked out when you change phone numbers. (Google might lock you out by

25.11.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

OnePassword, with a fingerprint scan

PIN: Notes in your phone

Multiple email or YouTube accounts: Don't authenticate Google accounts with emails/phone numbers (except the first phone contact they require), but instead with Authenticator and a passkey (fingerprint scan), so if you are banned from

25.11.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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