AJ Falconer

"2/3 of men surveyed agree that returning to traditional gender roles would better society...."
You all are WEAK and DELUSIONAL. Are you being a crybaby now because you have to work harder now for what you felt entitled to? Should I say... Man up?
#genderroles #delusional #suckstosuck

Forget Tylenol. Avoid the lead paint chips Mary Trump was snacking on while pregnant with Donald.

I can remember that padrastro is Spanish for stepfather but it takes me hours to remember that Danes live in the country of Denmark....
#whatswrongwithme

#immigration #racists #polyglotsunite

Has your friend told you that you're the reason they know what unconditional love feels like? No? Then my day is infinitely better than yours. #friends #love #unconditionallove

Everyone in the US, start speaking whatever language you know. Idc if it's only a few words. Practice your DuoLingo out loud. Let's confuse tf out of officials.

<sips straight whiskey from a bottle that looks ancient. Not making any sort of face. Cue Long sigh.> "Back in my day, son, concert tickets for niche bands were between $10-$20! You got to blow out your hearing for cheap!"
"Grandpa, could you stop? We get it."
"WHAT? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME??"

WWAD: What would Aragorn do?
#lotr #aragorn

Wait...
Palantir?? That's the name of the company??
DOES ANYONE ELSE GET THE LOTR REFERENCE OR AM I TAKING BONKERS PILLS??
Because we should all be informed that this was a tool of F*CKING SAURON.
#lotr #sauron

Painting of a woman at a table looking at another woman who is holding a serving tray. My caption “can I get you anything else?” “A new president and another coffee would be great.”

back from vacation (a week ago) and about to make it everyone’s problem

#fairhousing

I have friends I send political memes to and lament the state of the nation.

I have friends where we share more intelligent and clever memes.

I also have friends that enjoy fart joke memes and various other bathroom humor accoutrements.

It's about balance.

🚨🚨The White House is pissed off about this ad so you know what to do, share it everywhere! ICE is disappearing people just because of the color of their skin! No Warrant! No Due Process! This is not who we are as Americans! #MAGAKidnappers want an all white America, fuck that‼️

Undocumented immigrants paid an effective federal income tax rate of 5.27% in 2022.

That means they paid a higher effective tax rate than 5 of the richest Americans…and a higher effective tax rate than 55 mega corporations.

So let me ask you: who are the real freeloaders?

No kings, masters, overlords or any of that bullshit. Time to take the country back.

I have been sick for a week and I just read about "something going around" in a subreddit, which I guess is how I get my information now that the CDC is officially spending the next four years determining when and how microscopes became gay.

Sign the Petition Relocate a Hate-Filled Event Away from Cal Anderson Park for Community Safety

Make sure the bigoted hate group knows they're not welcome:
chng.it/zM8qLFS9
#stopmayday #nazipunks

I can't listen to Rihanna's Umbrella without thinking of Tom Holland's performance during some dance show back in like 2019. Not the worst association....

Fly off, I'm threatening AF. I am powered by the everlasting thousand infernos of hell.

"How dare you not take me as a threat! I demand to be taken as a threat!"

These training videos are nothing but painful. To think that someone approved these and thought they were good.
Also, some of the things they're saying are... Questionable.

More updates later.

#corporateamerica #trainingvideos #deargodwhy

Corporate America is one of the most passive aggressive institutions I've had the misfortune to be a part of.

#corporateamerica #passiveaggressive

TFW some legal pro (who has their JD) tells you that the "lorem ipsum" filler text is Spanish. Can anyone else tell the difference between Latin and Spanish? No? Just me being uppity? Cool.
#loremipsum #latinlanguage #IsItLatinOrSpanish

I want a president who is tougher on Putin than he is on Harvard.

Our cover this week.

"Get the confidence of a mediocre white guy!"
"...But I am a mediocre white guy."
"So what's the problem??"
"Idk, unmerited recognition?"
"Doesn't stop other mediocre white guys."

#mediocrewhiteguys

"I'm glad you are here with me. Here at the end of all things...." - #Tolkien

Despite the US govt falling into flames, I'm quite grateful for the people I have in my life. We'll roast marshmallows in the fires of the #apocalypse.