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I will be the first to tell you,
TRUMP AND EPSTEIN BOTH ARE NOT PEDOPHILES.
The proper term is "EPHEBOPHILE"
Look it up.
Is this the kinda guy we want for Mayor of the Greatest City in the World?
New York deserves better than this shitfucker.
Hey Curtis Sliwa, I got your Guardian Angel right here...
(Wait for it.)
Those protecting the Epstein Files are not scared you’ll find out about the girls. They’ll victim-blame or play dumb. What they’ll never let you see?
The boys.
That’s the real secret. No excuses. No way to lie it off. Just pure, sick power — and they all knew.
The real Epstein scandal isn’t just underaged girls. That’s the distraction. What they really don’t want you asking about are the boys—because there’s no spin, no “they looked older,” no way out.
That’s the secret they’ll bury at all costs.
American Eagle's new Sydney Sweeney ad is a blatant rip off Andy Warhol Eating a Hamburger (1982)
youtu.be/6snR9hibmzg?...
BUCKAROO BUTTSTUFF:
NOT YOUR FIRST RODEO, EH?
Next time someone says "this ain't my first rodeo", you can secretly laugh on the inside knowing where the phrase originated...
READ ALL ABOUT IT:
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DESPERATELY SEEKING DADDY'S ATTENTION.
You'll never guess who these perky little titties belong to.
FIND OUT HERE:
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THE HOLEY UNHOLY ORIGIN OF THE GLORYHOLE
People think of the gloryhole as some depraved novelty—an anonymous portal for perverts and curious bisexuals. But we here at SCREW know the truth: it was born in the House of God...
FOR REAL:
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I bet Milton Glaser who created the iconic I♥️NY logo (as well as our own iconic SCREW logo) would not appreciate his legacy being hijacked for the purpose of
@CurtisSliwa
's two-bit political campaign.
What does this even mean?
I JACKASS NEW YORK?
Wanna do Pepto Bismol shots?
I will drink you under the table.
(And then shit rich black C=60, M=40, Y=40, K=100 later)
SHIT LIST: THE TOTALLY NOT SUSPICIOUS PARAMOUNT MERGER
By Phil Italiano
We used to worry the government would censor the press. Now we’ve evolved — the press just sells itself to whoever pays in cash and vengeance...
READ MORE:
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Yes of course, phil@screw.wtf
23.07.2025 14:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Long before Milton Glaser created the iconic "I LOVE NY" logo in 1976, he created another iconic logo using the rounded Helvetica font from the NYC garbage trucks...
23.07.2025 14:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I can publish it only for CPMs on the website or you can wait till to Sept I can potentially pay you for it, for the new print mag if we use it
22.07.2025 16:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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ADDED BENEFITS
Our high school janitor got fired for licking toilet seats and chewing on girls' discarded tampons.
True story.
FRANK RIZZO: TRUMP'S SPIRIT ANIMAL
(OR THE WEAPONIZATION OF WHITENESS)
Surely Trump found inspiration in Rizzo: rule with resentment, win with outrage, weaponize whiteness—elevate grievance to a moral virtue, as if hate makes you a hero.
READ IT NOW:
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There's something about Trump's signature, I klan't quite put my finger on it...
There's no t because the t is burning on the front lawn.
Got a friend with 8 totes full of vintage dirty magazines
Anyone looking for anything in particular?
She’s a size double-nothin', thinspo queen
Like a Calvin Klein ghost in a coke-white dream
Got a thigh gap wide as a goddamn sin
And a tremor in her hands from the Adderall binge
Doin' blow off itty bitty titties
Sniffin' heaven on a body so pretty...
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I left a fart in an elevator and walked out as Stephen Baldwin and his P.A. stepped in
19.07.2025 03:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Wait—THAT's doggy style??
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SHIT LIST:
PRESIDENTIAL PUBES EDITION
As the Sharpie of Shame enters the presidential archive and Epstein’s rotted dick once again haunts the headlines, we proudly exhume our most sacred, bile-soaked tradition: the SHIT LIST.
READ IT NOW:
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"I don't doodle, I diddle."
18.07.2025 17:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trump was a Democrat when he called Epstein a fun and terrific guy, and when he signed that birthday card, no?
18.07.2025 12:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trump was a Democrat when he was calling Epstein a fun and terrific guy, when he was signing that card...
18.07.2025 12:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trump was a Democrat at the time, no?
Who else signed that card?
Enigmas never age.
"Dude, she's got the ass of a ten year old boy."
Trump drawing revealed
18.07.2025 12:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
