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A stylized painting of someone masturbating, but with multiple fake pop-ups blocking parts of their body. The popups read: "Sorry, this content is not approved for viewing." "Please prove to your holy governing body that you are a law-abiding citizen of legal age to continue thirdpartyIDverification.trustusbro.org" and "Reasons for restriction: Lack of artistic merit, obscene content, depiction of gross indulgence, not christian". To the side, there is a cursor with ?! beside it in a speech bubble.

trust us bro
#myart #nudity #censorship

"Which celebrities deserve heaven & which celebrities deserve hell?" can you patch a hole in a t shirt? do you know how to cook & store raw meat? learn a skill today for the love of yourself then break your phone in half

In a bakery, adult Tamaki and Haruhi with their children. Young daughter (about 4 yrs old) looks up at Tamaki excitedly. Daughter: “Papa!! They have tiny, pretty hamburgers!” Tamaki, laughing: “Macarons, you mean?” Daughter: “Yeah! Come see!”

Tamaki and daughter look at pastries, enchanted. Tamaki: “Ooooo, they are very pretty!” Daughter: “How many can we get?”

Tamaki: “Choose as many pretty hamburgers as your heart desires, my princess! Why, just say the word and I'll buy you this entire bakery!” Haruhi leans in from behind Tamaki, gesturing to their own hand holding up two fingers. Daughter looks and understands.

Daughter: Okay! I’ll get two!” Tamaki, confused: “Only two?” Haruhi breathes a sigh of relief.

macarons #ohshc

This rare, intelligent species of crow is taking flight in Hawaii again Hawaiian crows are extinct in the wild and are found nowhere else on Earth. Now, a small group, safeguarded in captivity, has been released in the forests of Maui.

Hawaiian crows are extinct in the wild and are found nowhere else on Earth. Now, a small group, safeguarded in captivity, has been released in the forests of Maui.

chatting with Miles Davis and 'Trane

damn is this real?

CUTIES!!!

next vid is about to go crazy

flug eating a jelly sandwich, as they did not have peanut butter...

youtu.be/ebixv1k9beo

imo The Ramones should’ve recorded a Pet Sematary-esque song for every Stephen King film adaptation, e.g.
🎶I don’t want to be dining at the hotel from The Shining/
I don’t want a blowjob from a bear🎶

Isabelle from #AnimalCrossing 🫶

Indescribably poor passport style photo of me, hbomberguy

Had to get a passport-style photo taken at a Walgreens in the US and a weird guy walked past and said "hell yeah white boy you take that picture" and I laughed for a full minute. I can tell I'm still fighting not to laugh in this but it's probably not too obvious right. Do I need to retake this

a 3d render of yotsuba riding a dolphin

another yotsuba blender recreation 🐬🍀

Hello, Jon. This is Spotify headquarters. Although this presentation is typically automatically generated, we find these circumstances so extraordinary that we felt the need to reach out to you with a personal message. We have found that while you did listen to rap music this year, you listened to country music as well. This is a music listening pattern of such rare precedent that we were compelled to disconnect our servers, lest our algorithm crash them entirely upon attempting to categorize your tastes. You are the most interesting person we have ever encountered, and we wish the incurious blockheads who make up the remainder of our subscriber base shared not only your adventurous spirit, but fearless authenticity. We have your banking information on file. As a token of our appreciation, $5,000,000 USD will be deposited into your account immediately. Thank you for everything, Jon.

oh wow

fan art of eggdog!! for @zamsire.bsky.social 🥚✨

Happy birthday, Falin Touden!

Cameowflage

damn she turned me into a walkable city with that high speed rail

ive seriously gotta finish kimi no todoke its so cute...

i love that post so much .. besties of all time so real

the besties of all time!!

✾ #kiminitodoke #skiptoloafer #mp100 #nohome

hi im still alive btw. just sleepy

the pink one holding up glass vials full of chemicals and liquids. there are hearts around them. there is text that says "I love chemicals! + liquids"

Not In Our Name: Cisgender Women Against Trans Bathroom Bans House Representative Nancy Mace and the Congressional GOP have launched a campaign of harassment not just against newly-elected trans Democrat Rep Sarah McBride of Delaware, but against all trans and ...

*extremely Shania Twain voice* let's go girls

actionnetwork.org/petitions/no...

3 panels, wordless comic in black and white of the Ouran High School Host Club main cast, aged up and in casual outfits. panel 1: Tamaki and Haruhi are looking down at Haruhi’s phone. panel 2: they both look up towards opposite directions excitedly; someone’s here! panel 3: Tamaki throws himself at Kyouya and Kaoru. Haruhi waves back at an approaching Hunny.

Panel 4: Tamaki holds Kyouya and Kaoru at arms length excitedly. Kyouya is disgruntled, Kaoru winks at Hikaru, who is sneaking up behind Tamaki. Hunny hugs Haruhi as Mori ruffles their hair. Panel 5: Hikaru grabs Tamaki around the middle, making him shriek and release Kyouya. Kaoru laughs and Haruhi looks over, annoyed but not surprised. Panel 6: Haruhi greets Kyouya as Kaoru gives her a peck on the cheek. Tamaki chases Hikaru, weeping and fuming, as Hunny and Mori watch.

Panel 7: Mori and Hunny grab Hikaru and Tamaki (respectively), while Kaoru calls over to them. Panel 8: Tamaki takes Haruhi’s hand as the group moves off-panel. Hikaru pinches Haruhi on the cheek playfully. Panel 9: Haruhi looks off into the distance, pulled along by Tamaki and smiling softly. Sakura petals float along after them.

comic for an #ohshc 20th anniversary zine I was a part of last year 💞

The Nintendo DS is 20 years old. Thank you to all the artists who helped with this piece!

Project Eevee is releasing smartphone wallpapers to celebrate #EeveeDay! We'll put them in the thread below as they become available. Vaporeon💦and Jolteon⚡ are up first!

start talking about the sad boyz live show

a drawing of dandadan protagonists okarun and momo ayase. they are drawn in a simplistic kind of chibi(?) style and an arrow above their heads pointing down at them labels them as "HOMUNCULI". okarun has a hand behind his head looking shy and momo is looking eager and bubbly.

larvae
#dandadan