too long, did not read
02.03.2026 17:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0too long, did not read
02.03.2026 17:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0no lol
24.02.2026 21:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
come get em
29.01.2026 01:12 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
STICK TO THE BOAT, is your true motto in whaling; but cases will sometimes happen when LEAP FROM THE BOAT, is still better.
When I say "Don't tread on me" I mean ME, specifically. I'm totally fine with other people getting treaded on
07.01.2026 23:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Allow me to be real for a second - not knowing how to dance is a disgusting quality to have. It is equally as gross as not taking a shower.
01.01.2026 06:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0One of the best to ever do it
30.12.2025 14:09 — 👍 13867 🔁 3440 💬 84 📌 80
I am so rich, I could have given bid for bid with the wealthiest Prætorians at the auction of the Roman empire
pro-tip: if you learn how to make rice krispie treats yourself, you won't have to buy them anymore
20.12.2025 05:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's truly remarkable how, even after years upon years of overwhelmingly negative feedback, people still be putting 4 paragraphs of autobiographical bullshit in front of every recipe
20.12.2025 04:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0why is everyone accusing me of posting bullshit lately
19.12.2025 17:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0nah it's legit
19.12.2025 17:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0are there any ghosts on here? I'm free if you'd like to chat.
08.12.2025 04:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0To the ladies - do you think it's a red flag if a guy has a crazy-looking weiner?
06.12.2025 08:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It is an interesting coincidence that Jeffrey Epstein and Adolf Hitler both apparently had a crazy-looking wiener
06.12.2025 08:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0To the neighbors who named their home wifi network "NakedGrandma6969" - your wifi network is visible on other people's computers. My CHILDREN saw it!
14.11.2025 23:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
bout to take a futuristic ass piss in here
11.11.2025 23:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0gracias, muy interesante
13.10.2025 23:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Confirming - we cannot wait to do that shit
15.09.2025 21:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I ain't gotta do shit
11.09.2025 21:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Friendly reminder that Donald Trump has never explicitly stated their pronouns.
07.09.2025 03:25 — 👍 53 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0google search: "biggest old lady"
05.09.2025 05:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
smoking this shit tonight
m.youtube.com/watch?v=VoAf...
RIP Hulk Hogan, one of the first guys ever to get insanely jacked and tan on purpose
25.07.2025 02:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0jacked and tan, baby 💪
28.05.2025 04:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 02025 is #TheSummerOfGettingJackedAndTan
20.05.2025 03:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the Wall Street Journal hereby announces that all followers of this account are required to get jacked & tan this summer.
20.05.2025 03:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
insane
14.05.2025 05:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0