Vezanio

Oh, little girl, you'd match up with pretty boy
Fortunaly, all mistakes building up
They're crushing your bussiness enjoy
And at final over times our God
Every smile will be destroy
So, comin up, we're going to say: Holy crap

#poetr

10.01.2024 03:08 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And here's another of my clean - filthy limericks, but I couldn't find the one with the picture, which is annoying.

A vicar’s wife, all meek and mild
Would never do anything wild
But her eyes opened wide
On a bumpy bike ride
And she smiled and she smiled and she smiled

#poetry #poem

09.01.2024 17:50 — 👍 2    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

Bowl of chili with a sour cream smiley face. Tortilla chips around the bowl make it look like a happy sunflower.

I am an adult

08.01.2024 08:35 — 👍 66    🔁 3    💬 3    📌 0