Stevie W

a man sitting on a couch with the words you are so biased above him ALT: a man sitting on a couch with the words you are so biased above him

Are you by chance the same Emily Sheffield who was a former Conservative candidate and also the sister-in-law to David Cameron (ex Conservative PM)?

Surely you should think the readers should be told this?

Have fun and good luck.

May your colleagues not be tossers.

Perfect.

My daughter is away from home for Christmas for the first time in her 20 years.

Now living in China, it’s not particularly Christmasy (as you would imagine)

Sending this to her each day as she loved the picture advent calendars much more than the chocolate ones.

Thank you.

A certain % of the population are certifiable psychopaths who would happily chop you up and keep your head in their fridge.

Congratulations!

You have found one.

Jonathan Gullis as a seagull.

He just wants to continue stealing peoples chips and shitting on them.

(Apologies that seagulls everywhere)

#seagullis

Not forgetting,

That didn’t make any sense, the editor must have cut a bit out

This septic arse…

a man wearing headphones is saying yes i would ALT: a man wearing headphones is saying yes i would

Battered sprouts…

a man in a black jacket is standing in a flooded area Alt: A wet North Yorkshire. Even wetter than normal. So really quite wet indeed.

Don’t know about you, but after recent weathering the fields here are somewhat moist.

Any gleaning will have to be done by raft

Real picture

Take away private school’s charitable status to help pay for it.

The state requires the kids to attend. The state requires the kids to be fed. The state feeds them.

You and your shellfish tendencies.

Not even the heads of the prawns to suck out for the lower tables of leper gate.

Excellent.

And I have tagged my MP and will follow it up with a letter.

We should all pester our MP’s about this and ensure it generates lots of noise.

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@tomgordonld.bsky.social

Please act on this

First Brexit, which has been brushed under the carpet, and now Reform and Farage.

There are many questions to be asked about Putins money and where it’s gone.

I am a Harrogate constituent.

I’ll bless you all the way to next Easter if you don’t stop kicking the back of my seat.

You understand, my child…

The monster raving looney party was already taken

The looney party was already taken.

Wow - this guy must be really, REALLY bad with money if an extra £208 per month will “ruin” his retirement.

Let’s take a look at his situation based on what he told the @Telegraph

Because this does NOT add up!

No, this is not a “poor pensioner” scrabbling around for pennies…

🧵1/9

a man is sitting at a table with a plate of food . Alt: Mr Creosote.

Scenes…

Banana rum. Like liquid alcoholic banoffee pie

Don’t be

The low calorie dinner allows more available calories for pudding

Bananas

Well, bits of bananas

Now then.

I’ve had to reach for the dictionary for a couple of these.

Friday night is not the night for learning (unless it’s learning just how much is too much when it comes to kebabs and chilli sauce)

And bud light… makes gnats piss look like 100° proof rocket fuel.

Strut fried: carrot, broccoli, sugar snaps, peppers, bean sprouts, pak Choi, chilli, peanuts and egg.

I’m having the homemade veggie version.

Frequented by men with baggy trousers that move strangely?

It’s easy to do when you first glance at something.

Sadly, it seems SM is awash with it.

Won’t be long before you see MM and VR hugging and laughing together. 🙄

It’s Black and Tan.

It’s deliberate.

Racist ghouls.

If I had the money to buy a new car it would be an EV without hesitation.

I’m hoping that the battery tech gets good enough that it becomes viable in a motorcycle.

(I know they exist but range, performance, recharging time currently doesn’t add up except as a commuter bike).

And let’s be fair, some of the best racing to watch is in these classes.

a group of people are dancing in a room with imgflip.com written on the bottom Alt: Blue Monday for Bluewater.

This you in the centre trying on your new jeans?

A new order for new jeans at bluewater.

AI, car doesn’t move properly.

However, they are that big and could do that.

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After what the water companies have consistently been pumping into the British waters you would have to be a brave soul to eat a filter feeder