Chris B.

If I stare at the fake stars long enough, maybe one of them will text back.

Thanks so much for educating me on this!

The sun said ‘good morning’ and I blushed.

His name is Widget and he says "thank you"!

Thank you 🥹🥹

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Wait really? 👀

I never thought I would get turned on by typos and misspellings but here we go.

Since this post has blown up... if any cute guys wanna go out on a date and can effectively communicate without ChatGPT, DM me. 😉

Love

A lot of times people who do things "by the books" can't think and make decisions for themselves.

Funny enough- he told me on our date that he only wants to date a man with a college education.

I have a great career - but I never got a college degree, and he seemed grossed out by that.

I cant have a friendship with someone who isn't able to communicate something so basic on their own.

I'm weirdly totally cool both just dropping off the edge of the planet if it's after just one date.

Maybe I'm insane but if someone doesn't respond back after one date, I'm usually have other dates lined up and I don't really think about it much. 😅

It's so weird I have friends that are like "at least he tried" and I was like... he didn't even try at all with this. He couldn't be bothered to even remove the feedback.

Hot take but I actually prefer ghosting if it's after 1-2 dates.

Like if I dated you for a month, then yes... please communicate. But after a date or two- I don't need a long text to say that you aren't interested.

Blocked

Forrreal.

Oh absolutely not lmao. That's not a good basis for any relationship- romantic or platonic.

Also side note - miss you friend. ❤️❤️❤️

Please kill me

I love gay social media culture. Like sure, let me photoshop my fav Pokémon onto my thirst trap. Why not.

We did it fam 😍😍😍

I may have turned 37 but from the back I look 27 and that's what matters 🙏

Thank you beautiful! :)

Thank you!!

Thank you baby :)

Turned 37 years old today and never felt better. :)

Thanks for the bday love.

Besties :)

He just wants to sit with me and watch me play Pokémon

Do you think they have Sniffies in Lumiose City?