Reporting for Friday duty
Reporting for Friday duty
Not posted anything in 2026, I’m bad 🥲
Missed another fcf, I hate this flu 🤧
Got the super flu after NYE. Sick for a week, recovered mostly, dry cough stuck around. Thought I was 90% good, then today it came back with a vengeance. I’m so tired of starting 2026 sick 🥲
There was already a gay rugby movie, based in London!
Was a busy boy in Mexico and didn’t take any new pics, so please accept this #fcf offering from a different angle 😈
A get well soon nude x
I’ve succumbed to the super flu. I need attention, food, nudes and get-well gifts 😩
I’ll be playing whatever I’m in the mood for, while you’ll be playing with my cock 😈
Come over, let’s play 😌
Let’s play some games on this #fcf
It just screams “I am desperate for sex”, and that’s going to set my interest gauge to precisely 0.
I never delete my chats and it’s fascinating seeing some people attempt the same exact picture + message combo, followed by “not interested????”, every couple weeks or months, over the course of YEARS.
Can we, as gay men, agree to stop being overeager? Nothing makes me less likely to want to meet than getting hit with “no? not interested?” when I don’t respond in 5 minutes.
I have some ideas 👀
No, you 👀
Thread: start of year vs end of year.
Nothing changed for me ha.
Bicep thread
I wasn’t kidding, in 2026 I am devoting more time to kink stuff and that includes a regular submissive boy. Or two 👀
Too much choice; everyone gets really picky, doesn’t wanna commit, always looking for something “better”. Egos inflate and with that comes attitude. Hate London for that. I always have a much better time meeting gays in smaller cities.
Hosting “Bluesky’s Got Talent”, except the talent is how well you can service a dom. Starting auditions right now.
Shoutout to all you horny animals posting smut and browsing porn while shielding your phone at the family function.
Sundays should be Subdays. A day of worship for the religious, no reason why kinky boys shouldn’t worship on Sundays too.
Is there a submissive/chastity Bsky list out there? Asking for a friend. I am that friend.
If there’s one thing I hope for in 2026, it’s for UK gays to stop using the words “spunk”, “knob” and “shag” when talking about sex. Please, I beg.
Peeking out basketball shorts, waiting for you to dribble on it. #fcf
It’s a hate crime!
