Matty

Matty

@meatier.bsky.social

I’m a triple threat: pretty, stupid, and stupid. 33. He/Him. SF Bay Area 🌉 Video games, comics, horror, D&D, anime, gym. Have a giggle! https://linktr.ee/princessofmeat

5,065 Followers 2,451 Following 4,785 Posts Joined Jun 2023
40 minutes ago

Because you're there, yeah.

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1 hour ago

You're right and you should say it

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2 hours ago

But I do

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14 hours ago

Some dumb bitch came to work in booty shorts so now we can't wear *any* shorts when working with the kids. In California. In homes that usually don't have AC. Someone just get me out of this damn company.

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1 day ago

I’m slowly being convinced everyone’s lying because their buff asses can walk stop exaggerating 🧍🏻

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1 day ago

Haircuts are so cool I should get them more often (I say every time I get a haircut and then proceed to wait too long)

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2 days ago

I have many pairs that I wear at home but the logo really doesn’t make me wanna wear them in the gym lol

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2 days ago

What gym shorts would you recommend? I can tell already that the summer months are gonna be hot and I need something lightweight with 5" inseams preferred🥺

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3 days ago
SpongeBob, smacking bubble buddy’s butt

Definitely just got booty dysmorphia watching this man bend over to pick up a dumbbell and seeing his ass swallow his shorts in what I can only describe as the definition of a bubble

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3 days ago

You’re so damn pretty

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3 days ago

Oh fuck I can already feel the seasonal depression expelling itself from my body tomorrow

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3 days ago

Let's go

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3 days ago

Her going through the highlight reel of everything else she said at the end had me done for

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4 days ago

🥰🥰

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4 days ago
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@hackintimseeley.bsky.social

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4 days ago

Got hit with a massive wave of sadness, missing a friend who’s been gone for about 10 years😞

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4 days ago

Feeling "no pwogwess🥺" and then seeing the separation between my pec and delt coming to save the day 🥹🥹🥹

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4 days ago

I’ve never used one but it’s definitely my biggest gym wishlist item haha

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4 days ago

Jealous you have a pendulum squat😩

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4 days ago

It’s always those ones that do haha but you look amazing so it’s good 🩷

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4 days ago

Oh soooo sorry you’re so hot and beautiful

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5 days ago

I need to be Him so bad

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6 days ago

Every day yes

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6 days ago

Oh great more things to worry about in our healthcare system 😩

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1 week ago
digital illustration resembling a photograph of a gecqua stuck in a screen door

bro no way my starter got stuck in the screen door again 💀
#pokemon #gecqua

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1 week ago

Tree Trunks was corseted today (lifting belt) and just.. 😚👌🏼

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1 week ago

Pondering for a millennia

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1 week ago

Need cloning technology I’ll get on it

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1 week ago

Mass distribution necessary

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1 week ago

🫠🥹

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