Matty

Many such cases amongst the men with the most insane physiques, I’m noticing. You look phenomenal to the rest of us bby🩷

Now that I used an actual preacher bench and not the weird preacher machine, maybe I can grow my biceps properly.

Also does anyone else’s gym have different texture/size handles on the same machines? It makes consistent grips hard, and they’re really pushing me towards free weights more lol

Ok so for this recipe we mix in one cup of bitter crippling jealousy and one cup of sweet delicious motivation and—

Coincidentally how long I'm going to stare at this photo🫠

I'll call it my quarterly self evaluation if you help me fill it out

Need mine to do this

Actual perfect day

Good news she’s dead (my legs)

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Well the rest of us say "he's cute" when we see you🫂

Kinda need to be a neighbor

Having a whole day for all my upper body might be too much? Like doing both push and pull stuff. Feels like I wear myself out at a certain point and the lifts after aren’t as good.

I just🫠🫠

Suuuuure do🫠

They looked at me first

No the ass is still massive. It's 100 of the 120 pounds.

It’s 120 now. Skinny legend☺️

Ok obviously a typo here but it’s way funnier if I don’t correct it so 😌

Weight in at 120 today 🤸🏻‍♂️

I know I joke about it with people to flirt because I enjoy giving massages but maybe I do actually go for a certification in the next few years🤔

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I’ll take this one

I can show what it means after looking at your pictures

Please let me nap

You serve, exactly!

I think it gives them a little razzle dazzle🩷

Ok gonna ask one of my buff friends to teach me barbell squats in exchange for suckin them off

Oh damn it I forgot to add walking lunges to my leg day sets this just reminded me 😩

Also eat his butt

Got a lacey cardigan for spooky nights out in Portland but the sleeves were way too long so I cut them off.

Now have no choice but to blast my upper body days🥴

Wait.. you AND pickles? Yeah I’ll be right there