Blue sky nice guy

The Cars self titled album cover

I thought she was drinking out of a hose for 35 years

Took a midday nap. Great idea, terrible mistake. It was time I got to be unconscious 👍

Not the main point, but it's funny that both chatbots look very concerned. People are calling them, and what they have to say isn't great

sometimes i will send a manuscript to a chapbook publishing contest and invariably receive a response boilerplate that amounts roughly to "what is this weird freak shit u sent us"

thinking about the liberal heroes at south park devoting like an entire season of their show to how gross they thought vaginoplasty was :^)

The Russian word for socks is pronounced "no socks." Fun!

Viktor with a cat

#Arcane

You're so good at drawing them :)

Watching a nice Korean teacher on youtube explain that Saja means lion but can also mean emissary: Not America :)

Wasn’t really interested in it but this has honestly sold me

Kpop Demon Hunters delivers on the fantasy of not being in America for awhile

Trying to succeed while trans in the current economy and social environment is like trying to ice skate uphill on sticks of butter.

Going to the Willy Wonka factory, yawning and rolling my eyes because nothing there is impressive. Now some French guy on Tiktok does stuff with chocolate that's actually insane

Get more from Gretchen Felker-Martin on Patreon Creating Filth

Caught a ban this morning with no explanation given, had my account reinstated just as suddenly. With Bluesky yanking and shoving trans people around at will and unaccountably, now is a great time to support my work!

www.patreon.com/c/scumbeliev...

'Balloon Boy' and the Revisionist Documentary-Industrial Complex I still do not trust the balloon man. And no, we were *not* wrong about that.

I wrote about 'Trainwreck: Balloon Boy' and the revisionist documentary industrial complex: open.substack.com/pub/vinceman...

Someone asked if this is the same foot that got caught in an escalator and honestly I can't remember, but am happy to say so for the story

Me inspecting my left foot while swimming in the pond, which I recently hurt by turning my ankle, and which is still recovering from an insect bite that turned it the size of a ham: That's funny, attached to my sole there appears to a small black oh goddamnit

YouTube video by The Elephant Graveyard How Comedy Was Destroyed by an Anti-Reality Doomsday Cult

this is good and you should send it to the dumbest man you know (you know the one)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewvR...

Such power in blocking a guy rather than figuring out what his deal is. That's God's job not mine

Dear @moderation.bsky.app, what on Earth

People are saying use another browser like that's not a huge pain in the ass. And this is very easy. Thank you :)

I am fucking begging people to go to this website and do what it says and get rid of the AI summaries tenbluelinks.org

Jayvik is so close to beating caitvi

Oh, it's happening by the end of the week

If you care about film writing -- or you know ANY AND ALL OF HUMANITY -- please skip those summaries and go to actual websites

Yeah I think there are at least a couple of shots which pull from BN directly!

Need every single newspaper to interview a couple with thick-framed glasses who are normal. Not Nazis even slightly

The Half in the Bag guy pointing out how reminiscent this is of early PT Anderson really clicked for me. If you've wanted a horror film with strong notes of Magnolia, this one's for you

#jayvik atlants

Robert Altman from heaven being like, "You couldn't find anyone cooler to be the next famous guy with my last name? What he says doesn't even make sense. This sucks"

You can plunge whatever you want with it but it’s primarily for the toilet