Pittsburgh bars embracing it
My 14yo and I watched Little Shop of Horrors. Better even than I'd remembered it from my creature-feature viewings as a kid. Somewhere That's Green is operating on simultaneous levels of satire and sincerity that are devastating in tandem. The final section of Skid Row is astonishing. Ellen Greene!
I'm the Transformer that can only transform into a naked human woman. All the other alien robots are mad at me. They say I'm vulgar. It's all I can do, man. Now are we fighting the Deceptacons or what
Couples portrait
#jayvik
Inside/outside
had to get this fella out of my head
💘 we need to stop unethical car breeding practices. SUVs are a danger to themselves and others. even the humble beast of burden, the pickup, has become far too large to be healthy. Buses are only healthy because they're crossbred with trains.
NBA has the G-League. Not sure how long guys stay in there. Lots of playing overseas, though
Rookie numbers
Now THAT I'd like to see Carl Weathers drive a car through
I love sports. You learn a new crazy stat every day
The thing about Kalshi and PolyMarket odds on Oscar winners is that those are the purest form of bullshit and describing them in terms of “odds” is antithetical to statistics in general, its vibes transcoded to numbers to give the appearance of rational objectivity
Lindy West should simply sell tickets to her husband being placed on a raft and pushed down a river. Enough income for the next 5 years
Ugly stuff!
Adult Braces absolutely fried me. I'm not saying you shouldn't read it. I'm saying if you're fat and #polyam, you basically have to. megelison.com/adult-braces
The second act is so good. It's the movie I wish the rest of the movie was
Roommates :)
Apparently, it's been a week?
In another life, where the internet stayed fun, I made a fun little life writing listicles. A nice dream
If he is, when do we find out
Is Netanyahu... you know
RIP Buzzfeed, I wrote a Community Article for you once, when that was still a thing: www.buzzfeed.com/janehaza/11-...
Hell yeah
Yea
Also apparently I'm the LAST person on Earth to know who these guys are. Embarrassed myself at the late-night movie screening smh en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahonin...
I think the craziest thing the movie does is make the domestic abuser a hero at the end. I'm not even mad. Just wondering why they did that!
Mostly I feel dumb for missing Smokey and the Bandit which was playing beforehand, and apparently crushed with the audience that was there. This was a very quiet watch!
Okay I have a lot of questions lol
Bill, she had a two-story house!!!
They're playing some kind of 70s intermission footage before The Car (1977) and we really have gotten so much better at photographing food
