Steve Adams 🇺🇦

"Bob, you swore there was honey up here."

"Yeah, well, that's what Sam down at the river said."

"Sam?! You listened to Sam about... well, anything? No wonder. And now we all look like idiots. Martha, when you've got a moment, can you take a swipe at my idiot brother? Thanks."

will they make them wear brown shirts, d'you think?

"We always tell new people to be careful about dangling jewelry when they use the shredder," office manager Barb Townton told this reporter, "but folks can be careless or sometimes just forget." Shaking her head sadly, she continued "This is the fourth temp or intern we've lost this year."

We've all been in a situation where you get that sinking feeling

Oh man, I LOVED Danny’s move to the ball but then he boofed it

Commentator’s Curse x 1000

Minnesota can’t seem to mount an attack and we can’t seem to finish one

Feels like pens are in our future…

Dang, that was your goal right there

lol

Yes, the cameras have wandered around at a lot of things that aren’t the match tonight 🙄

Man, that was pretty! Needed a slightly better finish, obvs, but that was some stylish play by your ol’ Sounders

@sounderatheart.com Hope someone told our traveling support to sit quietly and respectfully tonight so as to not potentially offend this sad little human again…

His cousin Svetlana, recently arrived to the country through her new marriage, was particularly bearish on his forex holdings

She's a lovely personality, but a bit of a bear in the mornings

It sucks as a homeowner when your mortgage is upside-down

Bucky exposes the inherent lie in the pharmaco-therapeutic-industrial complex

(For added color, read that in your best “grumpy ex-coach” voice)

That was a very clear back line and Jordan really has no excuse for moving offside

What a pass! 👏

Doing a little bit of that patented “playing down to the other team‘s level” that we do way too often with “less good” teams

Or any other player 🤷

Looks like his back foot is just barely on the line, or at least close enough for PRO work

IF this is what I think it is, it's not all that weird. We host foreign pilots for training all the time, and sometimes we also host their planes & maintainers, especially if they're US-sourced aircraft (like F-15s), making for a "Qatari Air Force" facility hosted on a domestic US base.

that wheatgrass facial scrub doesn't seem like such a good choice now, does it?

Tell me you didn't read the article, etc

"Breaking news" but the background video is from over 6 years. What with "the war" currently going on, they couldn't find something newer?

is this what they mean when they talk about a "diversified portfolio"?

The contrite look on Charlie's face is because Tim still hasn't forgiven him for inadvertently digging up the Winter 2024 stash

And people who live in the right-wing, semirural suburbs east and northeast of the city totally buy into what he's saying 🙄