Ryan Carranza

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The Life of Chuck is beautiful

@ponysmasher.social
Just rented Until Dawn and that was seriously a lot of fun! Scary thrill ride.

I really hope so, because the film looks like a blast!

Cancel culture is the biggest recent lie in our culture, because anyone can say anything they want. Do you wanna know how I know this? The president of the united states is a convicted felon and says the most dumb shit we have ever heard. That's how I fucking know "Cancel culture" isn't a thing.

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More "hardcore" than this?

It's gotten to a point where I want all of those cult members to go to one of our flyover states. Let's say... Arkansas! Then we enclose it with Trump's own border wall. They can live out their lives in their own little fantasy land and not disrupt anyone else.

Ooof yeah... That one was a tough one. I also feel similarly about Spike Lee's remake of Old Boy.

Lola & Sofie approve

That's sad that a great song is now ruined for you.
I worked 1 summer at an abercrombie store as a teen and the same five 10 min dance music songs repeated daily for that summer. Plus the manager sprayed that "fierce" cologne every 3 hours. It was hell. Sept came and I got the fuck out!

Came here to say this. Well done

Thank you the heads up! Purchased!

Where’s the uh, where’s the
1) Kennedy files
2) UFO proof
3) Epstein files
4) proof of chemtrails
5) and so on

Also, why am i not in jail yet? So many people promised i would be. Hmm

It’s like they were lied to

There's some really cool stuff in it. Especially the giant robot and it's little moto-robo's that chase after Reese.
Also, just the fact we finally got one of these movies that actually takes place during the war vs the machines that 3 films went on and on about is pretty cool.

Monday's get a bad rep, but Tuesdays and Wednesdays actually suck the most

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I love that Timo is directing the next Beekeeper film with Statham. I love that so many of the titles of Statham's films are just job positions. The Transporter, The Mechanic, Spy, The Beekeeper and his latest... A Working Man. Not even a job title. He's just a relatable dude in a hardhat lol

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So proud to announce the winners of the third annual
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Buyers remorse is hitting these fucking idiots hard.

This is the major issue, right? The overall lack of empathy and not giving a shit about anything but yourself/immediate household only is going to destroy us

Fucking adorable!

Always a pleasure catching up with my friend Zack Snyder, consummate filmmaker (and a doubly consummate storyteller!)

I am so happy to see a large amount of people finally realizing that this movie kicks ass. Keanu is great as Constantine, even if movie doesn't follow the source material. I want a good movie and this is a good movie. If I wanted comic book accuracy I would read the comic book.

SOMEBODY DID SOMETHING!!

Here's my Lola being all cute

I have not seen it in well over 15 years, I feel. I should rewatch it

It's been 10 years since he started his initial campaign to be president and he still doesn't have a fucking healthcare plan, either.

This would make a lot of sense if elon, trump and their cult members actually gave a shit about the laws