berdly

Happy 40th old friend.

Reddit ad for an "artificial intelligence lawyer"

Look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail

magma warmups with buds

THAT ISN'T DADDY. The Moustache Paradox.

Thousands of protesters shut down parts of Minneapolis and St. Paul on Friday as hundreds of businesses closed their doors. David Guttenfelder/The New York Times

genuinely stunning image

a very crude flier i drew on my phone explaining the situation. next to a terrible fingerprint drawing of me and my computer (with helpful arrows pointing to and captioning each as such) is a passage of text that explains my computer died and it is a very shitty time for that to have done that, as well as a link to help gather funds for me (thank you!!) https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/boocanan

hey gang, got the call back from the pc place and my shitty prebuilt computer is fully shot with no hopes of servicing. i now have to purchase a brand new computer very quickly at the absolute worst possible time or else i can't do my job

friends, i need your help badly:
paypal.me/boocanan

"I asked chatgpt"
Well I asked the gay little magic players in my discord

Cloud in final fantasy vii rebirth holding a ball of materia closely to his face but the materia is pokemon rumble spheal He says "the hell...?"

I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place

my boss said whenever i have the time i can make an incredibly stupid self indulgent project for work

A grainy red and green drawing of a skeletal figure in agony. He’s plunged a sword through his abdomen, he’s gripping it with one hand, screaming. His other hands holds flesh that is coming loose from his body.

every muscle in my body screaming wtf is barre

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

product idea: comfort "ctrl z" keyset for digital artists trying out traditional mediums

it doesn't work

there's a little speaker and every time you press it, it just says "it's okay"

An angelic figure with a heraldic sun for a face, cradling a trench soldier.

🌞
#ersatz

A sketch of Dilbert sitting at his desk, looking worn out. “There used to be a light inside of me,” he thinks, “when did I let this place snuff it out?”

Dilbert, now with slightly longer hair, eyeliner, and earrings, is putting on a scarf. After wrapping it around her neck, it springs up like her tie did in the comics. She smiles, her mouth visible for the first time.

“last fall I had this idea for a zine about Dilbert quitting his job and trying to learn to be happy and coming to terms with the fact that he’s trans actually” (posted 4/18/2022)

a sign that says “A COMPUTER CAN NEVER BE HORNY OR SAD THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER MAKE AN ARTISTIC DECISION”

please turn off the lights on your way out

sasquatch, kneeling and vomiting, leans on a postal box full of vomit. There is vomit all over the landscape. Caption reads 'produced many an earth mural'

sasquatch diary Jan 9th. Some actual serialisation going on here
sasquatchdiaries.neocities.org

I made a frog sticker! 🐸
Designers listed in order by column ✨

Ripley

I'm happy for her transition

Comix Cleric - The Indie Way to Host Indie Comics! A web framework that makes it easier than ever to make and host your webcomic YOUR way! Crafted BY comic creators FOR comic creators!

5 hours left to support a program that helps customize comic pages because lordy I don't have the money and braincells to customize a site on my own.
The Indie Way to Host Indie Comics! on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/pan...

a four-legged ceramic goose, standing on the dashboard of a car

this one is called goose horse

View of a phone playing a vertical video posted by @allybabey1121 featuring a woman doing skincare. Her face is bright red, and she's saying "so i've been using this dog mucus serum, and i loooove how it enhances my natural redness." The video is captioned "grwm sponsored by poochisse #ad" and it has 1.1 million likes and 302 thousand comments.

The comments on @allybabey1121's post. @perfectbeaoutiful: wow the facial redness is tea.. @hoobaluvr08: what id give to be red like you @ijijgijijijjihjhjh: i have my life i hate how pale i am my life sucks and im not doin well, every day boring and sucks and being red could help alot @kathy298: mucus from any dog work ??

View of the woman who's been holding the phone. She's thinking "is my face tea? does my face card decline.."

The Cost of Beauty.. [1/2]

A digital drawing with a few colored studies on one page. Here's a study of Tom Mckay, and some other things - a sword from kcd2, a drawing of beladonna inspired by the drawings in kcd2 books (i tried to mix a real look and a medieval drawing). Also some stars and birds. The traditional texture i used partually on the background is also my own art (done in acrylic, colors altered digitally).

Forgor i have bsky........... anyway!! more studies