me and the other scheming viziers are wearing shoes gifted to us by the king that are way too big. we look ridiculous. the whole court is laughing at us behind our backs. honestly this is a pretty low point for us, the scheming viziers
(walking into the white house with an insane amount of lip filler and shoes five sizes too big) Hello mr president sir
🫵😆 fuckface frank
played the shit out of this game. metal slug with submarines
oh no! they're replacing the ceo who sucks with another ceo who sucks
sleepoids hate it when an earlymaxxer dawn moggs them
like clockwork, this guy is now doing the “ooh people are mad at the intentionally provocative thing i posted teehee”
lmao
is it good when we have to assure people that we can sustain a long war a week after it began
SIGMA baby Binky Boy got BLANKIE mogged by Gerbicular right before NAP TIME, losing massive AURA and causing him to drop in the TOP BABY ranks. Fans are left wondering if he'll cry for MOMMY or reclaim DAYCARE LEADER status
pixel fonts are so cool, i like the bigger font. my favorite of all time is probably super mario rpg www.spriters-resource.com/snes/smarior...
yeah you wouldn't dare say this to me irl. come to my bathroom and say it to my face
put up a second photo of falafel next to it
TERA CHAD Clavicular has been MOGGED by Iranian missile strikes in DUBAI, leaving him DEAD and AURALESS... only to be reborn as an anime horse girl?? watch "Umamusume: Pretty Derby – Lead the Charge Kurabikyura-kun!!!" on Crunchyroll today
mark cope
the cardinals gather around the painting and play a game called “the last supper”
also really funny that he called it twitter
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier
i'm going to ask him if i can install linux
the IT guy came by our desks and said we need to upgrade our computers to windows 11
he killed the chatter with that last line
it’s cool that there’s like a hundred different morons on twitter who can get mad at something stupid and change national policy with their posts
dawning on me that ai is just calvin's dad
there's a new trend among young people called "microliving" they close their eyes for a few seconds and experience a rich and fulfilling life from start to finish in their minds. birth. friendship. love. heartbreak. joy. loss. grief. death. but how does this affect their productivity at work
my latest project, using ai to build hyperlocal prediction markets, has just received $1000000000 in funding. now you can bet on what your coworker jeff will have for lunch. i don't see any problems with this business model
