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final destination movie where i have a premonition that my friends and i will die 7-15 minutes earlier if we eat hot dogs at a baseball game. i knock them all on the floor. death tries to get us to eat a hot dog to fulfill the prophecy

it’s also funny when they’re both quote posting. two people arguing but they’re both shouting into baskin robbins

on one hand, this looks like total shit. on the other hand it’s really funny. they added the windows xp background into wizard of oz

one of those rare posts that’s equally funny if it’s real and if it’s a bit. i won’t be looking into which it is

why isn’t the left talking about where mother’s face goes when we play peekaboo

it’s sooo easy to get laid. of course i know how to do it. let’s just all say how to get laid out loud at the same time for fun though

democrats are going to learn the opposite lesson from project 2025. they should be doing their own project 2025

insane to make laura loomer your wormtongue. she’s making treacherous advisors around the world look bad

Prima Game Guide

Boss: Baron O’Leary
HP: 200
Difficulty: ★☆☆☆☆
Weakness: Guns

This boss interrupts your party in the starting town, demanding an audience with the mayor. Dispatch him quickly with normal attacks, using potions only if necessary

rolling into town like a jrpg character and demanding to see the mayor

Canadian billionaire Kevin O’Leary thinks he should be entitled to a meeting with Zohran Mamdani

sorry i didn’t show up to work today boss. but if i did i would have done such a good job 👍

CHELMICO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my idle stance: menacing bounce, surrounded by flames, the earth cracks beneath my feet, i'm also twirling a giant weapon

your idle stance: falling asleep, snot bubble coming out of your nose, and you're picking your butt

"when the random e-celeb you dislike is finally outed" meme modified to say instead: >when the random politician you dislike for just being dumb and annoying and unfunny finally is outed for transphobia

that bun is like if you put on a nice suit and tie and decided last minute to wear a trucker hat

i watched lain how it was meant to be watched. in episodes split into 10 minute videos uploaded to youtube in 360p on a dell laptop in college at 4 am

the new york times is trying to milkshake duck a starving baby. let’s see how this plays out

i'm the guy at work who cycles between "wazzzaaaaaa" and "what's crappenin?" i have 5000000 hr complaints against me

magneto's worst nightmare

will da poo

i would be riding this high for months. incredible

it turns out leftists were right about israel. they’re probably still wrong about everything else though

girlfriend walking in on you taking these photos: playing with your gorbos again huh

DR. MANHATTAN: It’s July, 2025. I’m on Bluesky arguing about DoorDash.

DR. MANHATTAN: It’s October, 2023. I’m on X arguing about DoorDash.

DR. MANHATTAN: It’s March, 2019. I’m on Twitter arguing about DoorDash.

DR. MANHATTAN: It’s 2015. I’m downloading a new delivery app to my phone.

you don't have to sign your posts on here

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say hulk hogan died when he tried to do an atomic leg drop and missed and bonked his head and bounced out of the ring and his pants flew off and his dick got twisted off the top rope. don’t say stuff like that

holy crap look at all that data. i'm seeing double

thank you ass butt, this is how i found out

probably spent most of its life parked on the street outside certain houses or buildings 😀