But at what cost?
According to my reconstructed metal elbow, it's about 45°F and raining.
Is what we used to post about on social media. But now every year feels like fucking ten since the clowns took over.
From back when each year took as long as five do now.
Happy Third Spring, y'all!
The acoustics in there make it all the better...
I think I need to get a new jacket. Maybe something in a mustard corduroy, a red shield on the back with my city name on it. Something maybe to do with a local, minor league baseball team on it too.
I wonder if there's anything like that out there, I do have a birthday coming up. 😉
Absurd.
"Say the line, Homer."
"Stupidier like a fox!" (But I usually change the first word)
My wife didn't watch The Simpsons, so I had to explain that one to her last night. She has nooooo idea how many Simpson lines are spoken in this house.
I still won't watch it. I'll get the highlight real after.
Past Tim fucked with future Tim by not replacing the last can of Diet Pepsi in the fridge. Present Tim knows this because he has a warm can of Diet Pepsi in his hand.
@samonymous.bsky.social ♥️
One of the bonuses of having an elderly cat in the house is all the exercise you get. Why, just this morning my wife and spent two hours tearing apart every room of the house looking for her because she decided to find a new sleeping spot.
She has no idea of the terror she caused.
Minnesota fought back so hard that they released the Epstein files to distract from it.
... or at least that's what I'm telling my grandkids.
No, she's not mad about having to be at the vet again (she enjoys hearing how cute she is and how good her health is for a 16 5/6 year old), this old hat cat is mad because she'd rather be out at the Whipple Building fighting the good fight. 🧊🔨
The Washington Post published a clear video of federal agents removing Alex Pretti's handgun moments before he was fatally shot. There's nothing in the video to suggest Pretti even reached for his weapon.
wapo.st/49Zqv1L
Kindly reminder to stay home or go out and protest tomorrow. Your neighbors are more important than that second pair of khakis.
Is that Walter Masterson I saw behind the nawh-zee today? Those should be some fun videos. 😄
Kids today will (thankfully) never experience the horror of wrapping presents without grid lines on the back of the paper.
Kids today will (thankfully) never experience the horror of wrapping presents without grid lines on the back of the paper.
Aaaaaand there goes your merchandise sales.
That feels like it was more than 13 days ago.
Look what I found at Saver's today.
"Merry Christmas, movie house" indeed!
Highlights from my last Spotify wrap-up*. Like last year, October had a large influence on the results. Top .008% of Newton Brothers listeners though! People are missing out!
*we switched to Tidal because artists are paid more and Spotify's CEO invests in military weapons
Marie Callender - ruining Thanksgivings for only $6.49.
Hurray, voting!
Go vote!
From the first Halloween I should have missed due to being dead (2020).
I was able to go as The Winter Soldier due to the boss ass brace I got for falling down the entire flight of stairs you see behind me two and a half months before this.
