Andy Clark, Nerdling Herder

Andy Clark, Nerdling Herder

@andycruns.bsky.social

Writer, purveyor of increasingly terrible jokes, semi competent miniature painter. Skipping gaily over the line between clever and stupid. Host of Find Folk Friday and idiot behind Stupid Lore Sunday. I’m so sorry He/him Nerdlingherder@outlook.com

4,179 Followers 1,791 Following 16,210 Posts Joined Jun 2023
6 hours ago

The end was five mins too long.

Could’ve stopped when he reached the line

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6 hours ago

Porn

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6 hours ago

War Machine is an odd movie.

It feels like someone got hold of a fairly generic but fun sci fi action flick then decided what it really needed to be was a heavy handed US Army recruitment pitch.

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6 hours ago
A miniature of two injured soldiers on a street that is gory, stalked by a monster from the shadowns.

A couple of broken men, who are just trying to survive.

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9 hours ago
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Is this a bit literal ?

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9 hours ago
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This one had a bit of an accident with the barrel.

I can't take all the credit for this, a friend of mine helped with a lot of the design ideas.

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10 hours ago
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10 hours ago

The british press might be insane

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10 hours ago
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“Tis but a flesh wound…”

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10 hours ago
crashed ship thingy in various shades of purple (ish) close up of cockpit area close up of left wing close up of right wing

I've got a crashed Aquila Lander that fits the bill...

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11 hours ago

There's a ton of great book listed here, but if you'd like to vote to see Heldenhammer selected as the Readers' Choice for a reprint, then I'd love to have your vote!

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11 hours ago

Maybe the Secdef shouldn’t be someone who looks and acts like they’d lose an impromptu drag race against John Travolta

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12 hours ago
Crashed Aquila Lander with a Krieg soldier sitting on a crate, playing guitar

How about a crashed Aquila Lander with the Saddest Little Krieger on top, waiting for rescue?

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11 hours ago

That’s a very well loved bear

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11 hours ago

This week the theme is…broken.

So let’s see damage.

#minis #minipainting #warhammer #dnd #HeroQuest #Nerdlings

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12 hours ago
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This lad won't be going anywhere soon. Left and forgotten, it has just rusted away.

#Nerdlings

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16 hours ago
A yellow Knight Titan (large mech with cannon and chainsword) with Bumblebee heraldry and bright blue eyes.

When @spider-father.bsky.social inspired me to make a Transformers themed Imperial Knight, and the colour scheme decided itself when I looked into the face under kit's different mask options. 🐝
Painting the little hex patterns and designing the heraldry was fun too.

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14 hours ago
Gandalf the Grey in a blizzard

The Pass of Caradhras is open to transit. The only thing prohibiting transit in the pass right now is a massive blizzard. It is open for transit should it not do that.

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14 hours ago

Still incredible that he was confirmed to be honest

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14 hours ago

Polanski - Orks, a bit rough and ready, remarkable tactics, you're tabled turn two but you don't mind because it's fun.

Farage - Black Templars, doesn't turn up, sends his racist mate who opens with a slur and is thrown out

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14 hours ago

English Party Leaders at the Warhammer tournament

Davey - Sororitas - Beautifully painted but has forgotten some key rules.

Badenoch - Ultramarines, unpainted, non valid army list, disqualified

Starmer - wanted Ultras but settles for guard, argues every point. Loses

1/2

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14 hours ago
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Broken buildings, and buildings made of broken things (people should commission me to do terrain again)

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14 hours ago
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There’s a bunch of Sentinel arms and even a head for these X-Men to stand on.

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14 hours ago

it's got to be Green Tide doesn't it?

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15 hours ago
Photo of a Predator Annihilator miniature for Warhammer 40,000. The tank has lascannon sponsons and a large amount of visible armour damage to its upper left side.

This is the Predator Annihilator "Crysknife" of the Arrakeen Jihad; early in its history, a Bloodthirster tore off the left-hand sponson lascannon, nearly swallowing it in the process. In that instant, the Predator's gunner closed the firing circuit- discharging the lascannon's capacitor power bank directly through the Bloodthirster's face and banishing its corporeal form.

Though Crysknife has been repaired and refitted many times since, a superficial layer of the damage inflicted by the Bloodthirster has always been retained on the tank as a badge of honour. Photo of an Imperial Guard Sentinel miniature for Warhammer 40,000. The Sentinel is green, with heavy chipping and weathering across the armour, but there is no rust on it anywhere; the exhaust pipes are discoloured blue and brown from heat, and the dark-skinned pilot is smoking a cigar while he drives it forward at a run. Eldar Sentinel figure for Warhammer 40K, painted in Iyanden colours with a Wraithblade, suriken catapults and a Bright Lance.

This model came to me as a real rescue project- it was in pretty bad shape! A whole bunch of custom work & rebuilding later, I think it came out pretty well in the end :) A pair of Ork Killa Kan miniatures for Warhammer 40K. Their armour is chipped, scuffed and rusty. Metal plates are badly cut, loose cables hang all over the place, there is damage from projectile impacts and corrosion all over them, but they still look like they're about to do some serous damage!

The Predator Crysknife's lascannon was torn off by a Bloodthirster once.

Rob's Sentinel "Lightfoot" gets damaged often, but he always repairs it.

The Wraithlord came to me badly damaged, with pieces missing; I'm proud of my repairs.

I "damaged" these Killa Kan kits a lot to make them look right!

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15 hours ago

@zackpolanski.bsky.social plays Orks, confirmed.

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15 hours ago
Cyberpunk Edgerunners Santo Domingo crew Cyberpunk Combat Zone from Monster Fight Club

Emotional damage counts right.

"I couldn't wait for you to come and clear the cupboards..."

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15 hours ago
Two GW/Forge World Aquila Landers, beautiful shuttlecraft with forward swept wings with flight surfaces made of feather-like sections.  They are both painted red with white stripes and black details.  One of them is completely wrecked.

Oh, you know, original and wrecked...

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15 hours ago
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A little shipwreck

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