honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids

I don't work in publishing so I don't need to politely dance around John Mitchinson being a cunt

How the fuck is this duplicitous joke of a website still up? unbound.com

friends are the family you get to choose, i've been very blessed with mine

keeping the old ways alive

i'm always struck by the disconnect between how frequently working class people say wanker in tv & movies and how rarely they say it irl

nothing hits like that first fag of the day

😎

3.5 ratss

Small animal tracks extend across otherwise untouched snow and abruptly stop. Either side of the point where they stop, there are marks from a bird’s wings

Just been reminded of this heartwarming picture of a rabbit and an eagle. Morning all

pleasingly the company crashed and burned under his stewardship 2 years later and was bought out and folded into another company who immediately got me back in ahahhaaa

amazing work

ahahahaaa magnificent

even more annoying was the fact I'd put a programme of awards together and we'd done well in loads of them, but they didn't want to bother with this one so I did it off my own back and when it was announced as a finalist I paid for him, another director, me and my graphic designer to go (£1k+)

if I'd said this as a joke I'd still be beaming about it ten years later

two unrelated posts appearing one after the other: ‪@stillicides.bsky.social‬ Replied to Michael Birtwhistle you can shove your oaty pancakes up your arsehole, English ‪@betsyross.bsky.social‬ I promise some of you would feel less off kilter if you ate less meat and consumed more dietary fiber

the duality of man on the timeline

thinking about the time a client sacked me after winning the industry marketing campaign of the year award bc he thought i, the person who created, planned and managed it, was taking too much of the credit

this has become a very important video to me

nearly time to dust off my christmas joke

Tattoo parlour with Robin, Gordon and Rizzo in character

Muppets Christmas Carol window in Faversham

A view over a ploughed field towards an ancient barn topped with snow. There is a hard hoar frost tracing cobwebs and making the going hard for the corvids in the field

Ladybird Artists Advent Calendar
Window 7
‘Frost’
Artist: CF Tunnicliffe

it's ridiculous how few good shark movies we're given

I think I might have synaesthesia, as I often listen to music and think it stinks.

[ghislaine maxwell seeing her new house after her pardon]: wow so many storeys!

secret service agent: yep, tallest house in the county

maxwell: and the windows are so big!

agent: aren't they just

people think my daniel bedingfield tattoos are weird until i explain their secret meanings

shout a secret at a stranger then follow them around shouting you won't tell anyone will you, it's a secret

in aldi handing a stranger a note that says we are very pleased with your progress, number 14

me neither i stream everything illegally

Chris Rea writing his first draft: