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YouTube video by Patrick Smith Violets Half Term !

Made a fun little video of Violets half term week :)

Feed cleanser - What's some good things going on for everyone this week?

Mine is I'm making my favorite pot roast tomorrow.

Took small one to Legoland Monday, went soft play and saw her new baby cousin Wednesday, and went to the farm yesterday to talk to livestock! I'm also currently cooking a roast chicken dinner, which makes my wifes INCREDIBLE leftover chicken bacon pie tomorrow :)

Sincerely, someone trying to buy nice presents for his wife's birthday and going to unfamiliar websites

If your website uses AI nonsense, you have no business making me do a Captcha. If I have to prove I'm human, then you have to as well.

Oooh, this looks interesting!

Oh no, BALLxPIT is actually drugs. They made drugs for me. I'm in trouble

A customer at work said a photo restoration job i did was "Friggin' amazing" so I'm riding this high all the way home

Just a full sofa hanging out in the store, fuck yes

Holy shit, this is a FIND

So I'm playing Abiotic Factor, reading a few email logs, and I happen upon this email address, and grin like a fool. Dear departed @jeremygreer.bsky.social doing questionable science. Miss you bud :)

Finally started watching Pluto on Netflix yesterday, been on the watch list for ages.

What an incredible mad thing to exist. Once episode in and i cried a bit on the train, well bloody played (the piano bit, those that know, know)

I also fucked up tonight and made people queue outside, I have since fixed this ACTUAL SHOPLIFTING

Please enjoy my two checkout workers, Ricardo and Ricasho

I can actually feel my mind unravelling while I'm playing Supermarket Simulator, Laura saw me comparing heights with the various workers, and then moving forward and backwards quickly to give them little kisses.

It is late, and I am going to bed.

I'm sorry WHAT?

Tonight i got very scared by a new hell dimension in Abiotic Factor, so i dipped back into Supermarket Simulator and lost my mind moving shelves around. I didn't realise you could hire someone to work the veg scales, i was stuck on it a full day before i realised

Started playing that Supermarket Simulator and I hate that it's relaxing and fun. I called my store "POISON - FOR MEN"

Go watch my cool friend Tom play the Pinocchio game!

I bought Supermarket Simulator in the steam sale and I'm in a lot of trouble already. I'm already telling customers off, and yelling at milk.

This is good people! He did the art for my One Bro stuff, and i loved it all!

I love pocket circuit

A 4 panel Drake meme, with violet looking sadly at the name pidgey, and happily at the name "TV,HORSE"

So Violet is playing her first Pokemon game, Fire Red, and this is her first official catch, with what she called it. I don't know either.

Currently "Next To My Bed, I'm Sure I'll Get Back To It Soon"

YouTube is getting harder to enjoy these days, every time I try something that looks new and interesting, someone says "aura" in the first thirty seconds and I'm out.

Tonight in Abiotic Factor i learned that now whenever I take a shit, I need to bring a fishing rod.

I will not elaborate.

Oh fuck, found the sumo on YouTube again. There goes another two weeks of evenings

Tonight in Abiotic Factor, i invented a shower, fiddled with lasers, and made a really cool laser sword that i promptly threw in the sea five minutes later like an absolute penis.

Game is good!

And now, once again, it's in MY head. Thank you?