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@thejordanelyse.bsky.social

spelman woman β€’ here for the vibes πŸ¦‹

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why would I get full glammed to go to a bar and watch sports and β€œvibe”. men are so delusional. call your homeboy for that I’m a lady

28.12.2024 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

are yall gone tune into the #BelleCollective reunion??

28.12.2024 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I haven’t driven my car since Sunday chile I feel like I forgot how to drive lol

27.12.2024 11:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I need everything from Summer Fridays. just have me be a brand ambassador at this point

26.12.2024 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

watching Waiting To Excel and eating
Ferrero Rocher. I’m having an amazing Christmas

25.12.2024 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Christmas joy really does come from giving gifts and watching ppl be really happy about what you got themπŸ₯Ή

24.12.2024 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

Merry Christmas ❀️🫢🏾

25.12.2024 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

truly committed to putting pen to paper versus having everything in my phone/computer

23.12.2024 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s time to get out the streets. everyone and they momma is out here

23.12.2024 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Heavenly talking about she has no vows to Contessa is telling about what she thought of their friendship #Married2Med

23.12.2024 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jacqueline is so damn tacky for asking the staff to take her pictures. #RHOP

23.12.2024 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s sad.

23.12.2024 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Karen talking about these balloons was a flop lol #RHOP

23.12.2024 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the fact that she was on this trip is… something

23.12.2024 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Karen is so over Jacqueline

23.12.2024 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I truly would’ve been pissed at Wendy for putting me in a room with someone I don’t like. I would’ve expected that from Mia not Wendy #RHOP

23.12.2024 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This the nicest trip they’ve ever been on. #RHOP

23.12.2024 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Wendy is crazy for making Karen room with Jacqueline. I would be afraid all the Temu material would be a fire hazard. #RHOP

23.12.2024 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t buy that Ashley is really into this man. it’s giving storyline #RHOP

23.12.2024 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ugh just polyester hell!

23.12.2024 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

every outfit is worse somehow I can’t take it!!!

23.12.2024 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wendy looks beautifullllll

23.12.2024 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

nothing matches or fits properly. bless

23.12.2024 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Jacqueline is just a loser… there is no way around it. you never go to anything uninvited. what did she think Karen was going to do?? #RHOP

23.12.2024 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

are we talking Bravo on here tonight or are we on twitter 😭 let me know chile

23.12.2024 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s freezing outside omg

22.12.2024 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ugh I love my Christmas and birthday gifts from my man. and he told my sister he has another birthday surprise for me

22.12.2024 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like working two jobs chile

21.12.2024 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

no stay over here too fren split your time jskjskjskjskjsj 😭😭

21.12.2024 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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