to dieeeeee

I love how Bravo isn’t holding back from showing us how rich Rachel Zoe is every single episode. And I am not mad about it at all! #RHOBH

like fr we all are it’s just next level

Peacock!

OMG Jackie to Gina “you’re gonna dump his arse” (and ur grandmother told me) - this is giving Allison DuBois if she held a diamond, you will never been emotionally fulfilled 😫 #RHOBH #RHOMelbourne

CONJUGAL RIGHT AGREEMENT #RHOMelbourne this is … like Nene and Cynthia’s friendship contract ?? but 50 shades of housewife ???

oh my gwod I almost forgot Gina is a BARRISTER, that little wig on her blown out drag queen wig-hair???? we don’t deserve this #RHOMelbourne

& speaking of, when are we getting Jersey news?? saw a rumor Marge may not return and idk if I’ll recover, & when does RHORI air ?? I’m just missing Dolo something FIERCE #RHONJ #RHORI

is it possible that Szn 8 Tre and Gina share makeup routines #RHONJ #RHOMelbourne

a pink diamond is a girl’s bestie best best friend 4EVR
did the spirits tell you that Jackie #RHOMelbourne

ok chyka’s house.. the photo wall…. this is going downhill fast someone buy her a leveler #RHOMelbourne

ok I might be obsessed with CHYKA #RHOMelbourne omg with BRUCE & they’re catering ???? don’t u mean SERVING

disclaimer: I know nothing abt her, we’re still S1E1 this could age poorly

I’m convinced for casts to work there always has to be a Heather Dubrow and a Sheree #FancyPants #BoneCollector #RHOC #RHOA I wonder what Not All Diamonds and Rose has to say abt this

“French champagne, cocktail dresses, and new technology” #RHOMelbourne breaking through the matrix highkey

I’m actually so overstimulated JACKIE she’s in her flow state, OMG and then DELIGHTED & then VEUVE .. still S1E1 #RHOMelbourne

oh my god THE MURMURING to start this reading by Jackie is .. SOMETHING. S1E1
do we think she’s friend with Carlton ??
#RHOMelbourne #RHOBH

though I did start the real housewives of Melbourne and yk what, I’m sat #RHOMelbourne #ThanksPeacock

like do I rewatch #VPR or a HW franchise #realhousewives #bravo

I need to see J Till carrying this at some point, that’s what I’m manifesting

We truly need to know!! Or.. do we ??

stenciled pls 🤣 It’s so true

like giving a failed version of SkinnyGirl, like SkinnyGirl didn’t fail, but the way Amanda is attempting to merchandise the show isn’t effective, Bethenny’s was

Ya know what, this is valid.

may have to retract this, she’s lowkey slaying Amanda #RHOBH #MoneyQueenMeetsSomeoneWhoseWalletFits

also rare that these would overlap but this week’s dubbed #JJK release was all about the ‘money queen’ imo re:

In a con like that, both the scammer and the scammed are in fever to change their lives

#ope #manifest #allegedly #opinion

omgggg yes Boz dragggggg the money queen & this floor mat billboard pls it’s giving failed SkinnyGirl #RHOBH

also like who is Natalie #RHOBH

Feeling like this is Sutton’s last season, anyone else? 😬 #RHOBH

Ugh we’re at the Luis reunion RE Jers Rewatch #rhonj

#RHOM two words: prestige TV. 💯