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Slade Smiley's Ex Slams RHOC Alum for 'Neglect' and 'Inexcusable Behavior' After Son's Death Michelle Arroyo shares a statement with PEOPLE, claiming Slade Smiley and Gretchen Rossi have 'grossly misrepresented the true nature of their relationship with Grayson'

I'm gonna say...yes?

Brittani and Whitney, I'm assuming?

"Shitney" is a lovely way to include both their names 🤣

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It all seems like production told Julia to "step it up" this season.

None of Julia's reactions are feeling genuine.

Too bad, cause she was quirky fun her first 2 seasons.

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And it keeps getting better...

Welcome the the cult of #RHOSLC

On #WWHL it was even more evident...

I'm all for a grand return, but still be authentic.

Not like a drag queen version of yourself.

Sad.

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💯

Plus, it gave us this great moment in Kenya #HERstory #RHOA

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Ehhhh, I used to love LVP, but she's morphing into a caricature of herself.

It all felt verrrrrry pressed. #RHOBH #WWHL

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He tried to ride the Erika hate train to relevancy...but he's just a fame hungry hack.

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Ummmm...

I really hate to take Jax's side in any argument, but I'm not sure Kristin can trademark slapping "The Valley" on some merch. 🤔

#TheValley

Angie Harrington seemed like an absolutely filthy rich hot ass mess.

How #RHOSLC didn't hold on to her is beyond me.

#RHONY for sure.

However, first season, they're still trying to figure out WTF Real Housewives even is.

But by the second (and especially third) seasons, it becomes art.

I would take Simon Van Kampen over Brit at this point. #RHOA

Yeah, but I would only want EARLY Nene back.

She became "so nasty and so rude" those last couple of seasons, I would be afraid she'd show up with that buzzkill energy if she ever did come back. #RHOA

I think Mia is trying to manifest it...

Hopefully, Bravo ain't that dumb. #RHOP #RHOA

Yup.

I think you're just not as surprised as other #RHOA viewers are.

You can hear them thinking "I'm the Stassi" "I'm totes Ariana"

I wonder how long Garcelle's temper tantrum will continue.

Press is press, I guess.

It's a hard disagree from me. I liked that she was laughing throughout most of the video. And if those pics were public, then it's fair game.

Did Kenya do too much? Sure. But would we have a season if she hadn't? Not so sure.

And soon we'll have to watch Fakedra try to save the end of the season

Here she comes....

#RHOBH

Yeah, she was a mess at the reunion.

I want to accuse your family of a felony (and traumatizing your 2 small children)...BUT you still better give me a smile and a hug or I quit!! #RHOBH

So true.

It was like a lukewarm rehashing of everything we already know.

Literally zero new information. Whomp whomp.

I liked it better when it was called #RHONJ

Someone who doesn't have a temper tantrum after having their "opinion" pushed back on.

Especially, when that "opinion" infers felony behavior of a co-star.

I like Garcelle - but last night was tough to watch.

She voiced her opinion on Dorit's robbery, but when Dorit and Boz voiced their opinion on her opinion, she shut down for the rest of the reunion and played victim.

Garcelle's probably a lovely person IRL, but she's just not cut out for #RHOBH

Hmmmm...unless something crazy happens in part 3, this seems like a bizarre overreaction.

But we shall see tomorrow...

#RHOBH

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I've always been a Kyle apologist....and even I can say this is 100% accurate. #RHOBH

Bring back our girl!