Switch (is too tired for this)

If I ever cooked I'd probably go with these, given how cheap they are it wouldn't be too bad to toss them after a dozen uses, but the evidence presented elsewhere that wood is less prone to ick is intriguing

Thri-kreen Bard named Barry Mandible
#DungeonsAndDragons #Punny

I once said that we will not get a social safety net by taxing beyonce, that's aiming way too damn low. people get mad at buy a house rich and forget about buy a government rich.

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Fuckin corporations...

Listen I'm already autistic and I don't have time to solve P=NP but I'll hydrate

MS Office forcing its AI slop bullshit on you would have been the last straw for me if I hadn't already abandoned it for open source options

Creedence's cover of "Heard It Through the Grapevine" has a 6 min outro. The song is clearly over, yet it keeps going. There's nothing to look forward to, everything meaningful has happened, you're just waiting for the end. And you could skip to the next, but you don't. Maybe you can't.

Anyway,
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What bra is that? It looks like it might be what I've been looking for

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You know what depresses me?

Watching really smart people who actually know their shit, use AI

Selfcest is best, put your future to the test

So basically for them they had breakfast, dinner, and supper

Lots of old people used to call lunch "dinner", to complicate these concepts (when I worked in the kitchen at a retirement home)

I just realized I play my Switch about once a month, when the monthly subscription drops from my bank account and I'm like "well shit I gotta get my money's worth" and then proceed not to 🥴🙄

I'm so clever and original /s

D&D rogue named Robin Hyde

If only it could be permanent...

excellent reference to the last track yes good

The whole album is so well-balanced in the volumes of the individual parts, the choices of songs are brilliant and I would buy each of these songs as individual tracks for so much on like Bandcamp or something

I giggled so hard at the first track, then I read the comments and discovered the underlying story and I went OMG HELL YEAH, then I skipped ahead to "Facts and Lodging" and it's so goddamn good! Absolute perfection in pitch changes to match "Hotel California"

Is this regurgitative AI?

8 panel comic Panel 1: Yellow guy is working on a laptop in the background. In the foreground is a Brand Manager. Yellow Guy: “Sir, shall I put up our rainbow profile picture?” Panel 2: Brand Manger snaps his head round and hisses “Cool your jets, Eugene. I’m checking the Profitometer” Panel 3: Gonna do my best to explain this. We see The Profitometer. A huge machine that whirs and ticks. A digital display at the top of the machine reads “Supporting Pride equals”Beneath this display is a huge gauge with “Max Loss” on the left and “Max profit” on the right. There is a needle that is pointing exactly half way between the two extremes. Panel 4: Close up on Brand Manager’s face. His teeth are gritted. Sweat trickles down his brow. Panel 5: Close up on gauge. The needle remains exactly central Panel 6: Close up on Brand Manager’s eyes. They are concentrating intensely. Also, more sweat. Panel 7: Close up on the gauge. The needle clicks ONE DEGREE towards profit Panel 8: Brand Manager screams like a football coach “GO GAY EUGENE”

Brand Manager getting ready for Pride Month

Poison Ivy kissing a bound, laughing Harley Quinn.

Fine, you win, we'll stay in tonight.

About wizards:

From my game COUNTERSPELL:

“A wizard’s magic can rewrite the very foundations of the cosmos, so why would they allow themselves to be bounded by anything so banal as a binary identity?”

For context, click through to see what it's replying to

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How I look wondering if it's worth it to buy a whole Costco rotisserie chicken for myself:

Happily!