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@caffeinatedrockets.bsky.social

Ah, shit. Here we go again.

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Clearly this is not about making DC, or any of us, safer.

11.08.2025 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 15691    πŸ” 5049    πŸ’¬ 742    πŸ“Œ 268

The Florida Panthers winning back to back Stanley Cups…we really are in the worst timeline 🫠

18.06.2025 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#LoveIslandUSA Me to all the islanders that voted to save Huda:

18.06.2025 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Excuses, excuses. He’s running away to throw a tantrum because nobody there likes or respects him. Very definition of picking up his ball and going home.

17.06.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Countdown to October begins now #BreachTour

17.06.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I get why Amaya didn’t vote against Huda but also like…she can’t get mad at you if she’s not there anymore πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ #LoveIsland

16.06.2025 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Charlie getting voted off of #LoveIsland was brutal and I am so mad lol

16.06.2025 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know there’s a lot of political things to discuss but my brain hurts so I want to talk about trashy reality tv

16.06.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump looking absolutely inconsolable at his fascist-themed 79th birthday party which no one turned up to other than those who had to because he's their boss.

14.06.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 17725    πŸ” 3753    πŸ’¬ 2108    πŸ“Œ 2244
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When nobody shows up to your birthday party

14.06.2025 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 8538    πŸ” 1309    πŸ’¬ 574    πŸ“Œ 170
10:30am:

"Brevard County Sheriff Sheriff Wayne Ivey: "If you throw a brick, a firebomb, or point a gun at one of our deputies, we will be notifying your family where to collect your remains at, because we will kill you graveyard dead."

10:49am:


law enforcement officials say they made a proactive check at Rep. Hortman's home after a lawmaker who lived nearby was shot and found a "police vehicle in the driveway with emergency lights and what appeared to be a police officer at the door coming out of the house." He was actually the gunman.

10:30am: "Brevard County Sheriff Sheriff Wayne Ivey: "If you throw a brick, a firebomb, or point a gun at one of our deputies, we will be notifying your family where to collect your remains at, because we will kill you graveyard dead." 10:49am: law enforcement officials say they made a proactive check at Rep. Hortman's home after a lawmaker who lived nearby was shot and found a "police vehicle in the driveway with emergency lights and what appeared to be a police officer at the door coming out of the house." He was actually the gunman.

Jesus.

The juxtaposition of these two posts back to back is just...

14.06.2025 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 17274    πŸ” 6201    πŸ’¬ 473    πŸ“Œ 371

I will be damned if I allow a bunch of Confederate-waving January 6th apologists give the American people a lecture on flag waving.

There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later.

They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.

11.06.2025 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 103957    πŸ” 22267    πŸ’¬ 1402    πŸ“Œ 656

"Nobody’s going to spit on our police officers," says Trump, who four months ago pardoned people who beat police officers with pipes, flagpoles, baseball bats and 2-by-4s at the Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021.

09.06.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 9245    πŸ” 3452    πŸ’¬ 245    πŸ“Œ 142

the convicted felon president wants to arrest our duly elected governor who has committed no crime. hail to the thief.

09.06.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1140    πŸ” 173    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 3
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Is this your king???

09.06.2025 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

On Thursday the richest man in the world called his ex-bestie a pedophile.

On Friday that pedophile surged ICE raids in California.

On Saturday that pedophile deployed troops against Americans.

Pretty sus timing!

09.06.2025 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 6087    πŸ” 1358    πŸ’¬ 138    πŸ“Œ 51
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Pete Hegseth is now threatening to send the Marines into Los Angeles.

Make no mistake: this is a declaration of war against the United States.

08.06.2025 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4743    πŸ” 1670    πŸ’¬ 607    πŸ“Œ 218

Kendrick DID say the revolution will be televised πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

08.06.2025 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

KNIGHTER TO SEATTLE WHOA BABY

05.06.2025 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Chart showing proposed percentage budget change by federal agency. Base discretionary funding change, 2025-26 in BILLIONS. Total cuts, excluding State and International Programs, is $116.8 billion. 

State and International Programs -$49.1 -84%
National Science Foundation -$4.9 -56%
Environmental Protection Agency -$4.9 -54%
Housing and Urban Development -$33.5 -44%
Labor -$4.7 -35%
Small Business Administration -$0.3 -33%
Interior -$5.1 -30%
Health and Human Services -$33.2 -26%
NASA -$6.0 -24%
Treasury -$2.7 -19%
Agriculture -$5.0 -18%
Commerce -$1.7 -17%
Education -$12.0 -15%
Justice -$2.8 -8%
Social Security Administration +$0 +0%
Energy +$1.3 +3%
Veterans Affairs +$5.4 +4%
Transportation +$1.5 +6%
Defense +$113.3 +13%
Homeland Security +$42.3 +65%
Note: Amounts include budget changes the administration is anticipating from the reconciliation process. They do not include offsets or the VA Toxic Exposures Fund. Analysis of budget data by Bobby Kogan, Center for American Progress.

Chart showing proposed percentage budget change by federal agency. Base discretionary funding change, 2025-26 in BILLIONS. Total cuts, excluding State and International Programs, is $116.8 billion. State and International Programs -$49.1 -84% National Science Foundation -$4.9 -56% Environmental Protection Agency -$4.9 -54% Housing and Urban Development -$33.5 -44% Labor -$4.7 -35% Small Business Administration -$0.3 -33% Interior -$5.1 -30% Health and Human Services -$33.2 -26% NASA -$6.0 -24% Treasury -$2.7 -19% Agriculture -$5.0 -18% Commerce -$1.7 -17% Education -$12.0 -15% Justice -$2.8 -8% Social Security Administration +$0 +0% Energy +$1.3 +3% Veterans Affairs +$5.4 +4% Transportation +$1.5 +6% Defense +$113.3 +13% Homeland Security +$42.3 +65% Note: Amounts include budget changes the administration is anticipating from the reconciliation process. They do not include offsets or the VA Toxic Exposures Fund. Analysis of budget data by Bobby Kogan, Center for American Progress.

What's not being cut tells us everything about the new agenda

03.06.2025 08:59 β€” πŸ‘ 363    πŸ” 172    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 8

Thanks Wade!!

01.06.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dear Members of the Press.
P0TUS bragging that his tariffs are "already" bringing TRILLIONS of $$ into the US.

Beyond the fact that it's not true, will you please ask him, "If that's so, then there's no need to even discuss cutting social services, medicine, education, air safety, etc etc. Right?"

31.05.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 8878    πŸ” 2490    πŸ’¬ 265    πŸ“Œ 160
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The entire point.

31.05.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 28693    πŸ” 7050    πŸ’¬ 761    πŸ“Œ 278
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Salmonella Outbreak Linked to Cucumbers Sickens 45 People

A salmonella outbreak linked to cucumbers has sickened at least 45 people across 18 states, health officials said Friday and they warned that the number of people infected was likely higher.

31.05.2025 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1083    πŸ” 533    πŸ’¬ 127    πŸ“Œ 68
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*Raises hand*

31.05.2025 12:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2931    πŸ” 560    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 11
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One passed laws for your kids. The other passed his hat for your cash.

30.05.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 6999    πŸ” 2152    πŸ’¬ 150    πŸ“Œ 80

Heck yeah, thanks Doc!! Excited to see what the draft and offseason brings to the stats sheets!

30.05.2025 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Republican budget is an attack on the American economy Everywhere you look, it delivers blows to America's economic future.

"In the broadest terms, the bill is an enormous upward transfer of wealth β€” perhaps the largest in history β€” taking from those with lower incomes and giving to the rich. And in its details there are dozens if not hundreds of blows to the economy." β€” @paulwaldman.bsky.social

29.05.2025 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2396    πŸ” 865    πŸ’¬ 97    πŸ“Œ 38

If you followed me for Canes hockey, I apologize. Now that we are out of the playoffs I will go back to dunking on republicans and mundane life updates πŸ˜‚

29.05.2025 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was wondering why they dropped Griffin’s illegal quest to get on the SCONC, finally. Because it literally doesn’t matter, they’ll just rig it better next time. πŸ™„πŸ˜©

27.05.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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