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β’ Lazy River Kinda Guy β’ Storyboard Artist available for work β’ Prev: Warner Bros, Netflix, & more β’ cover artist for Dβohmance Dawn check out https://linktr.ee/pattenpending for work! HAKAS ππ€
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Having a Doug style day dream where I use the computer less & am better off. Everyone cheers & gives praise: βoh Michael, you really donβt use the computer that much??β They ask. βNope, Iβm barely on the thing.β I respond, spinning a basketball on my finger. A trick I learned while off the computer.
24.11.2025 20:04 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Might be nice to spend next year mostly offline. I donβt think I could do it though, the computer holds an iron grip on my world.
24.11.2025 20:02 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Disney announcing an AI-enhanced autonomous Olaf animatronic meet n greet literally a day after Defunctland does a 4.5 hour doc about the Living Characters Initiative at Disney is seemingly poetic kismet. Will Disney once again play bait and reel, proving Kevin's points in his video?
24.11.2025 19:27 β π 88 π 22 π¬ 1 π 0One of my regulars at work is an independent journalist and asked to interview me about my journey to working on the IDW Sonic comics. It's a very strange feeling, and I'm very honored. Please check out the article! medium.com/@jessenazari...
24.11.2025 15:41 β π 44 π 20 π¬ 0 π 0I fell asleep during the last 45 minutes or so and have to rewatch but this is a VERY good one.
24.11.2025 17:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It is my birthday today.
If you know anyone who likes The Simpsons or One Piece, do me a favor and tell them about D'ohMance Dawn - the Simpsons and One Piece podcast I do with Janine!
www.dohmancedawn.com
God I wish. Itβs green apple Gatorade, which is also pretty good to be fair.
24.11.2025 00:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Green potion in a jack links glass
Drinking a green potion out of my Jack Links glass.
24.11.2025 00:15 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0SNL CUATRO is beginning at CUATRO oβclock EST
This was genuinely one of the most fun nights of my life. Enjoy!
Y'all should check this one out
23.11.2025 23:24 β π 104 π 13 π¬ 7 π 0Just watched this afternoon, it came out great!
23.11.2025 23:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just turned this on. Time to lock in, nobody doing it like Defunctland.
23.11.2025 23:28 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0He mustβve come through already
23.11.2025 19:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Alright Iβm actually dying to know how Jonβs gonna fumble this all time baddie. I know the cats gonna get involved somehow. I just know itβ¦
23.11.2025 08:38 β π 14 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A decommissioned gas station pump and two cones tucked into a corner of this lot.
Animal Crossing island type environmental design
22.11.2025 16:24 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0writing millions of emails to myself calling me a handsome boy so google AI thinks that's what emails are
22.11.2025 04:25 β π 42 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0if you mixed a soap opera with a myspace-era contrast filter, a mountain dew and/or xbox commercial circa 2004, and a few gallons of corn syrup & red food dye, youβd get the Saw movies
22.11.2025 00:21 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0100% and thats why we like em here ππ€
22.11.2025 01:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Oh wow this is beautiful!
21.11.2025 23:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i'm in the room wiht all the buttons, there's millions of buttons here and they all do some bullshit
21.11.2025 23:35 β π 31 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0Technics portable compact disc player (1987)
21.11.2025 22:26 β π 283 π 67 π¬ 1 π 9Toy Story 5
Woody and Buzz discover that toys are alive because theyβre ushabti, holy figurines destined to escort their owners into the afterlife. After Andy dies of old age and his heart is weighed heavier than a feather, the toys reunite to rescue his soul from Ammit
Time to call and email your reps about this federal ban on states being allowed to regulate AI!
actionnetwork.org/letters/tell...
Finn Wolfhard accidentally smokes a lit stick of dynamite thinking itβs a cigar in this season.
21.11.2025 17:15 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Any Friday is a Good Friday to listen to The Long Good Friday score.
youtu.be/qB98WQ4SgRk?...
Three rough storyboard panels. Graphite on yellow post-it. 1) Panicked Squidward yells βWeβre doomed!β 2) Tearful SpongeBob sets him straight: βNo, thatβs not it.β 3) Sponge reaches out to comfort Squid. βIβm just so touched that youβd go to the trouble to dress up as a ghostly frycook...β
Three rough storyboard panels. Graphite on yellow post-it. 1) Blubbering, tearful SpongeBob gestures off screen. ββ¦and stand on theβ 2) Cut to the shadowy figure of the Hash-slinging Slasher standing in darkness across the street, spatula raised. Sponge: βother side of the street just to entertain meβ¦β 3) Sponge is overcome, still gesturing off screen. Squidβs aghast. Sponge: βYou must really like meβ¦β Squid: βSpongeBobβ¦β
SpongeBob and Squidward in their tender final moments. My rough storyboard panels from "Graveyard Shift."
21.11.2025 16:26 β π 179 π 35 π¬ 2 π 0Oppa Gangnam Style
21.11.2025 16:37 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Happy birthday to ya!
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