Day in the Junk Pile 🏳️‍⚧️

since we're increasing bands...

Blue Oyster Theocracy

I had one but I lost the backup! I search in vain every now and then but it always ends the same :(

a screenshot of a submission to the new yorker cartoon caption contest. the cartoon depicts a lion in a dentist's office, waiting for the dentist, who is preparing to start working. the dentist is speaking. the caption reads: you bare teeth, as if I should be afraid. but I know what you are. you are no predator. you are a scavenger. picking at the corpses killed by those you pretend to own. look at me. I am that which ends worlds. now take off that fursuit so I can start

Bad medical take aside how much you wanna bet this vaccine was affected by RFK's new cuts?

Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.

the scene from Charlotte's Web where the animals are all looking at a web that says "Some Pig", but it's been edited to read "Big Naturals"

Efficient line use #Pittsburgh #graffiti

I suddenly want to live in the universe where Jack Kirby became a fashion designer

it is wild as fuck to me how much shit is now tv that once upon a time would've been a piece of cardboard or plastic

holodeck troubleshooting vaginas feel rubbery

Quoting myself is not the norm, but today I am again thinking this.

why not both?

Stretch Marks = Very Yes

YouTube video by gmcfosho IMDABES

monday motivation

Liberalism did a hell of a job disconnecting civil rights from class struggle. One of their key rhetorical victories was depicting all the problems disadvantaged people faced as caused by lack of individual rights, as opposed to systemic and institutional barriers. Atomize, individualize, isolate.

It's the small things, like dropping food down your bra

how did I not already have wil wheaton blocked on here lol

Once again: the postmodern right is a postmaterialist libidinal assemblage. Or, if you like, it's just a bunch of guys having fun because nothing really matters.

Showing up with a group of friends to rebuff the Brooks Brothers riot

dang I miss Colorado!

stop calling it fashionable. jeans only tear like that when they're distressed

I always thought it was curious that BTTF, the series that weaponized nostalgia, hadnt been remade/rebooted/prebooted or prequeled yet!

Now it makes more sense lol

Growing up, I didn’t find the Emperor’s New Clothes story very believable but now as an adult I live that shit every single day in this country and it fucking sucks.

I find advertising to be both vile and endlessly fascinating. I hate what it does to our brains but I can't not be entranced by what it reveals about our fractured psyches

My one regret about transition is not making a plaster cast dildo out of my pre-estrogen junk

Power corrupts, and will only serve itself, no matter your intentions or goals

Like seriously! Even from a young age I never really believed in the God and/or Jesus stuff but I just wanna shout at my parents "How can you call yourselves Christians?"

A picture of the LED sign at the front of the boss displaying the date 09/15/18

Ah shit, I must have got on one of them time traveling buses, this is the last thing I need today!

This very handsome young man complimented my nails today and said the purple (my favorite color) suited me

omg I'm still riding that high!