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Mark Cuban posts: Want to use rich people like me to your advantage? Incent us to help those who need it the most. Lower corp taxes for comps that pay a min of $25 per hour. Lower corp taxes if employees get stock at the same pct as the CEO. Bottom up incentives work. Dems never innovate. They bitch marthapearce55.bsky.social replies: You have more money than God. But you want incentives to do good, moral things?

Mark Cuban getting ratiod by a complete rando

I wasn't sure how much I would like a young Spock, considering how well aging Nimoy/aging Spock went together, but he was terrific.

California Raisin with sunglasses and a smirk

What is

The Equalizer

Can anyone live in the sewer or do you have to be a clown or a Ninja Turtle

just signed a work email with I HAVE SPOKEN and maybe I’ve been on social media a bit too long

made a change that should reduce the amount of male underwear/diaper content in the feed. that wasn’t a fun review process but hopefully worth it.

Monopoly makes no sense, surely the cost of transporting a racecar on the Short Line Railroad is much larger than a thimble or a Scotty dog

I asked my doctor if Drexodyll was right for me, and he just yelled "IT'S 2 AM YOU IDIOT" and hung up

I’ve been partying like it’s 1999 for 26 years now. I can’t do this any more. Someone please help.

Everything I really needed to know I learned in kindergarten, so as you can imagine I'm just an awful driver

"This isn't what it looks like."

-the inventor of the optical illusion

Is your AI wife a heaux, does she wobble to and freaux

The manosphere is funny because it teaches dudes that it’s somehow better to be a toxic loser piece of shit incel than to be the passenger princess of a nice woman who makes a little bit more money and has their life together.

A white chihuahua behind a fence

Imprisoned for her crimes

The title "Mad Max Fury Road" completely describes the plot if you read the words in reverse order.

J. Jonah Jingelheimer Schmidt, always shouting for pictures of Spiderman

One of our new work passwords has the word "bananas" in the middle of it, and it turns out that is a hard-ass word to spell if you can't see it as you're typing it.

Can’t help but wonder why I’ve never been surveyed for Family Feud. You’d think they’d get to everyone eventually.

Accidentally brought a CPR dummy to life, and it has questions. Questions I can't answer.

Facebook logic.
"Did you see Obama wants to make it illegal to read the Bible???"
No, he doesn't.
"Oh. Well, you never can tell, the world's so crazy these days."

holy shit

Only one outfielder

You forgot the oily rags? Dammit Keith, you can't just DO an arson, you have to COMMIT

Peanut M&Ms are healthier than plain M&Ms because they have vegetables in 'em or something

"Signs", Five Man Electrical Band. An absolute anthem of hippie smugness.

the fucking gall of Alvin to name his band ‘Alvin and the chipmunks’. As if he’s not a fucking chipmunk too

The word "potpourri" has no business looking that pretty

Adults need their own tooth fairy, one who comes into your kitchen in the middle of the night and takes all your empty sauce bottles out of the fridge

Thinking of becoming an invasive species