Erik Rasmussen

Landbus

An ineffective way of scratching the itchy skin over your broken bone.

When you launch your bait past there the fish are. 🎣

See sun dog ☀️🐶 on right? 🌅

I’m always amused when I see old Latin stuff using “plus” and “ultra” like it’s an Apple product.

"It can only be seen by the eyes of the blind in the middle of the night"?? C'mon. F off!

And the lullaby song? Cute when I was 15, DEVESTATING as a father.

The @hbo.bsky.social Billy Joel documentary is fantastic. He was on the stereo growing up, but I think the only album I ever paid for was his last, River of Dreams.

I only wish they'd asked him about the theory that Piano Man is set in a gay bar; Davy in the Navy, "no time for a wife", etc.

Every time David appears, the ep gets better.

As an international listener, I often get to skip the DAI slop on Conan, but the Smores eps are different…and I don’t hate it.

Happy Github is Down Day to those who celebrate.

That's not at all how I pictured David.

Of all the greek gods' names that make sense to shout at a dog park, Atlas is very high at the top.

Mysterious boost to Earth's spin will make today one of the shortest days on record A strange shift in Earth's rotation is making our days milliseconds shorter — and scientists are racing to understand why.

Today is the shortest day in the past five years.

1.25ms shorter than 24 hours.

Be sure to adjust your setTimeout's!

Stickies (Apple) - Wikipedia

Born 1994. Just turned 31.

Older than anything I've ever written will be used. Although probably none of the original source code is present.

A caper to steal a seeped beverage.

The power of storytelling.

Launch your own "Jack The Ripper Lived In This Loft" tour company.

Isn't that what LLMs are?

Sounds positive, but also reeks of sarcasm, so I cannot be certain.

Opine @jonkimball.bsky.social ?

D'you ever read that David Foster Wallace book about that JavaScript unit test that got stuck in a while loop?

His current wife is a Roderick!!

I really want to meet a Spanish couple named Jesús and Luisa so I can refer to them as “Geez Louise!”

Who needs Uber Eats when you live in a small fishing village and can send your 12yo out across town to bring back dinner?

Sushi roll

They see me rollin’, they hatin’

Tryna catch me eatin’ sushi.

My brain coined a French portmanteau today referring to the mischief my cat was getting up to:

chat-nanigans 😹

Please, @hotdogsladies.bsky.social, force Other John to watch BJ documentary, too. 🙏

I love the Long Island vs. Experienced Touring Musician dichotomy between the Johns.

My brain coined a French portmanteau today referring to the mischief my cat was getting up to:

chat-nanigans 😹

D'you ever read that David Foster Wallace book about that JavaScript unit test that got stuck in a while loop?

Have an hour-long meeting later. Might provide some side entertainment...

TFW you announce something in the #shipped Slack channel.

Was scrolling through and then noticed that there were 91 pages of them! May have stopped at page 2...

A malfunctioning TS server just gaslit the 🤬 out of me. I was seriously questioning my life choices.