Magic Lasso (they/them) @magiclassomusic

Dude has been a total POS for so long and also the biggest whiny fake victim.

06.11.2025 03:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Apparently hate makes your face fall!

05.11.2025 10:25 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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05.11.2025 10:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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05.11.2025 10:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

People get wild at the grocery store!

04.11.2025 06:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A woman threatened to punch a cashier where I work if she didn’t ring up a hot roti as salad bar so it would be covered 🙃

04.11.2025 05:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

She and Bette Davis both were top tier slappers.

04.11.2025 05:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ooh, I haven’t heard of this one! Will check it out.

04.11.2025 05:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My neighbors have fake cobwebs all over their bushes and it’s been raining for several days. I’m sure it’s gonna be a really gross removal experience 😝

04.11.2025 01:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They all have one line from one playbook, don’t they? 🙄

01.11.2025 06:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🤤🤤🤤

01.11.2025 06:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Incredible!!! ❤️💛💙

01.11.2025 06:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m really tired of these assholes not being m*rdered.

30.10.2025 03:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I need to see that colorful bench and pillows 👀

30.10.2025 02:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Fuck the JK Rowling of synth pop forever.

27.10.2025 02:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If it didn’t result in some sort of injury or mysterious illness then it doesn’t fit the Jameela Jamil mythos.

27.10.2025 02:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Holy shit! I hope you guys are okay 💗

27.10.2025 02:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This implies that non-reproductive sex is a-okay at this venue though 😏

27.10.2025 02:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Totally miss seeing jock flashes in the beer and wine aisle 🤭🫣

23.10.2025 07:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cookies can also be crisp. But crisp is not rock hard.

23.10.2025 03:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is it supposed to look like a pillow crease?

22.10.2025 19:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🎶Hottie in a striped tee🎵 (to the tune of “Devil In A Blue Dress”)

22.10.2025 04:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As if you needed another reason to cancel Spotify. But maybe this will get you off their teet?

22.10.2025 04:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Honey. As much as I don’t think monogamy is all it’s cracked up to be, there’s a huge difference between a three year affair and ‘your partner’s 24/7, 365-days, 100% perfect attention.’

22.10.2025 04:09 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wait did you not know that for real??

22.10.2025 04:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh, you’ve been chomping at the bit to post this for a while now.

21.10.2025 00:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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I believe that’s a doggy DOGG world you enjoy

20.10.2025 23:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nobody gives even the thinnest fuck about whether or not her wearing a Hufflepuff shirt is accurate to her being transphobic you absolute tools.

20.10.2025 23:58 — 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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20.10.2025 08:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh sweetie, no.

20.10.2025 08:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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