Ian Lumb

Ian Lumb

@theoldman66.bsky.social

Achieved my life goal of retiring from work at age 60. Now I just play guitar, practice Tai Chi, and go to gigs. I am happy and content with my life!

313 Followers 674 Following 102 Posts Joined Nov 2024
6 days ago

Who's the bloke with Farage that looks like the bastard child of Alan Carr and the guy out of Eraserhead?

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6 days ago

Anyone pulls that "there's no I in teams" shit on me, I say "...but there's a U in c*nt"

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1 week ago

Mood

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2 weeks ago

They don't

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2 weeks ago

Same, but 50 years

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3 weeks ago

I do the sink laundry at least once a week, whether it needs doing or not.

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1 month ago

Age verification? My first car had a starting handle, and I learned to double-declutch

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1 month ago

Filled and submitted. I actually used the words "performative cruelty" so it'll probably be ignored.

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1 month ago

Farage has been a shill for Russia for at least as long as Gill, and belongs in prison with Gill

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1 month ago

Soot covered? Had he been fighting with Zack Polanski?

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1 month ago

Fraggle Rock developed from Fraggle Blues

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1 month ago

In years to come this will be quoted in books with titles like "The Death of Satire"

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1 month ago

Good morning.

A regular reminder: a tiny few hoard staggering wealth and own much of the media, while millions struggle to survive.

That’s not an accident. It’s a choice made by those in power.

Tax wealth. Fund public services. Build an economy for everyone - not the 1%.

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1 month ago

This! You're far more likely to be murdered by a family member than by a stranger

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2 months ago

"north London bicycling classes", coming from Farage, smells very similar to Priti Patel's "north London Metropolitan elite" antisemetic dog whistle

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2 months ago

*KGB News

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2 months ago

Second thoughts? Don't make me laugh! The only thought in both Putin's and Xi's minds is "if he gets away with this shit, so can I"

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2 months ago

No it wouldn't

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2 months ago

Excuse me, is this a 5 minute argument or the full half-hour?

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2 months ago

My first go, I got MELANCHOLY, so I took a mulligan. That came up with ENFEEBLED. I don't think I'll bother trying again

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2 months ago

I had to read that twice, the first time I thought it said "Brace yourselves"

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2 months ago

I'm in!

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2 months ago

Gunslinger! (I'm on volume 7 of Stephen King's Dark Tower series)

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2 months ago

Make a bond movie casual;

Cubic Zirconia Are Forever

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2 months ago

Clearly a large proportion of voters are fools, as evidenced by votes for Reform ltd.

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3 months ago

The only AI that I want is music played on Actual Instruments

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3 months ago
Photo of Farage & Gill, Gill is holding a small Union flag. Caption reads: If you need proof that when Reform UK politicians wave the union flag, it's not patriotism, it's just manipulation.
The Reform Party leader, waving the Union Jack in this photo was literally a Russian Spy.
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3 months ago

How many of the pro-russian talking points Gill was paid to push has Farage been documented repeating?

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4 months ago

Au contraire, the sight of him bursting into flames at the first touch of the sun's rays is just what we need to see

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4 months ago

They'd never be able to get together 3 wise men and a vigin!

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