Who's the bloke with Farage that looks like the bastard child of Alan Carr and the guy out of Eraserhead?
Anyone pulls that "there's no I in teams" shit on me, I say "...but there's a U in c*nt"
Mood
They don't
Same, but 50 years
I do the sink laundry at least once a week, whether it needs doing or not.
Age verification? My first car had a starting handle, and I learned to double-declutch
Filled and submitted. I actually used the words "performative cruelty" so it'll probably be ignored.
Farage has been a shill for Russia for at least as long as Gill, and belongs in prison with Gill
Soot covered? Had he been fighting with Zack Polanski?
Fraggle Rock developed from Fraggle Blues
In years to come this will be quoted in books with titles like "The Death of Satire"
Good morning.
A regular reminder: a tiny few hoard staggering wealth and own much of the media, while millions struggle to survive.
That’s not an accident. It’s a choice made by those in power.
Tax wealth. Fund public services. Build an economy for everyone - not the 1%.
This! You're far more likely to be murdered by a family member than by a stranger
"north London bicycling classes", coming from Farage, smells very similar to Priti Patel's "north London Metropolitan elite" antisemetic dog whistle
*KGB News
Second thoughts? Don't make me laugh! The only thought in both Putin's and Xi's minds is "if he gets away with this shit, so can I"
No it wouldn't
Excuse me, is this a 5 minute argument or the full half-hour?
My first go, I got MELANCHOLY, so I took a mulligan. That came up with ENFEEBLED. I don't think I'll bother trying again
I had to read that twice, the first time I thought it said "Brace yourselves"
I'm in!
Gunslinger! (I'm on volume 7 of Stephen King's Dark Tower series)
Make a bond movie casual;
Cubic Zirconia Are Forever
Clearly a large proportion of voters are fools, as evidenced by votes for Reform ltd.
The only AI that I want is music played on Actual Instruments
How many of the pro-russian talking points Gill was paid to push has Farage been documented repeating?
Au contraire, the sight of him bursting into flames at the first touch of the sun's rays is just what we need to see
They'd never be able to get together 3 wise men and a vigin!