I've invented a new type of cheese for sandwiches. I call it "munstern't".

I've invented a new type of cheese for sandwiches. I call it "goudan't".

i'm saying top left gets eliminated early and then it comes down to whether or not Atlanta deigns to get involved

Top left gets = alaskans and some salty sea dogs, but also SLC and silicon valley. They get bodied
Bottom left = i've seen how they make 'em in hawai'i
Bottom right = gator boys, gun people, and POC who ain't gonna go down like that
Top right = five of the meanest cities in the country

Dracula (if Jonathan Harker was a rodent): "Welcome to my house, mouse! Enter freely and of your own free will!"

Dracula (if he was a little hard of hearing): "WELCOME TO MY HOUSE! ENTER FREELY AND OF YOUR OWN FREE WILL!"

Dracula (if he was from Pittsburgh and Jonathan Harker was plural): "Welcome to my house! Yinz enter freely and of yinz's own free will!"

Dracula (if his castle was called "Freely"): "Welcome to my house! Enter Freely of your own free will!"

The joke on this one is that I didn't change anything.

Dracula (if Jonathan Harker was about to hand Dracula some cash): "Welcome to my house! Enter freely and of your own free will!"

Dracula (if Jonathan Harker was named "Will"): "Welcome to my house! Enter freely and of your own free will, Will!"

Dracula (if Jonathan Harker was a bee): "Welcome to my house! Enter freely and of your own bee will!"

Nioh 2 is like one of those lunchables for adults. or maybe like one of those wines for kids. pretty sure i saw that at kroger's once.

SF Band Ditches Spotify Over CEO’s $700M Military AI Investment Deerhoof will remove its entire catalog from the ‘data-mining scam masquerading as a ‘music company.’’

San Francisco indie band Deerhoof has severed ties with Spotify, the group announced Monday, citing CEO Daniel Ek’s substantial investments in military AI technology. “We don’t want our music killing people,” the band’s statement reads.

This is not a place of wigan. No good as gravy is commemorated here.

She wigan on my good till I as gravy.

Wigan. Good. Gravy.

Trucking CEO got killed? Only surprised that didn't happen earlier or more frequently. One of the hardest businesses to actually get your paycheck in.

What's a demon blade's favorite fruit? A BLOOD orange hahahahahahahahahahahahah obviously.

you gotta beat it in a staring contest

Fear & Hunger is ambitious in a way that few games are. And also it's very funny, unintentionally, but constantly.

an AMERICAN?????????

and everyone *else* is gonna be wipin' cracker crumbs off their shirt because this game is straight up ritz

What this means for the remaster is that, if you're feeling good about the new graphics and stickin' to the intended paths in order to see it all, you'll probably ALSO see the best side of its mechanics, systems, and world