It’s great to be a Miami Hurricane 🙌
My ancestry dna updated and it turns out I am mostly Argentine and it’s blowing my mind
He is literally tearing down the White House—OUR House—for his own ego and amusement. Compare that with the hysterics over Obama’s tan suit.
Fit into a pair or pre pregnancy madewell jeans without having to do the lie down and zip move…my almond mom: “yeah but they look tight.” 😐
Do all boomer almond moms talk about how filling half a croissant is or just mine?
Haha true
Lollll
Lmao I breastfed my baby at a 3 Michelin star restaurant today and idk what my life is anymore. Oh yeah had a baby.
I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot
BREAKING: Trump, Hegseth violated the Posse Comitatus Act with their troop deployment to Los Angeles, Judge Charles Breyer rules after trial. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
my bluesky
When Mrs Thatcher died, Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead went to number one in the UK.
America, we can be so more more disrespectful
I just checked Threads and even they’re getting in on the action. There are some ideas so beautiful that they manage to reach every corner of our balkanized internet.
worth remembering that any time i say 'it is happening!' i am frying up a big batch of french fries for every body
ah ok maybe he is just on the way to burning man i hear the traffic is always crazy there and they have just terrible internet service
when you die on the white house toilet you die in real life
Breaking news: 35 year old gets engaged. Whatever. 🥱
The U.S. almost pulled off a soft landing where Powell rose interest rates but didn't cause unemployment to rise.... then Donald Trump tariffs hit.
www.cnbc.com/2025/08/25/c...
OMG apparently I do qualify for EU citizenship! Please send good vibes as I only have 2 months to get this done.
Demonstrators gather around Washington, D.C.'s to protest the federal government's takeover.
I hope this country is still standing when Fetty Wap gets out of prison in Feb 2027.
I love my Stanley but ffs it sucks at not leaking
Washington Post: “Is fascism bad? The answer may surprise you”
Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”
London, Madrid, Miami, LA, Buenos Aires
So hang on…. Trump is going to offer to open up FUKKIN ALASKA TO THE RUSSIANS??
Wow. Let’s see republicans defend this
The way people gloss over their fave billionaire pop star’s MAGA connections will never not be hilarious to me
It took me a few years but I finally lost an AirPod RIP.
Should add Dartmouth isn’t on there either
But UT Austin is on it which is always funny to me for whatever reason
