helpful hyena

helpful hyena

@helpfulhyena.bsky.social

just a helpful hyena!! 26 M ace i dont draw "sfw" stuff, i draw "rfw", "recommended for work". i recommend using my drawings as icebreakers and conversation starters with coworkers, or randomly during an interview dont interact if you arent an adult!

238 Followers 100 Following 318 Posts Joined Aug 2025
10 hours ago

EHEUEHEUEHUE! you too!

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21 hours ago

is it good when an unpopular government presiding over a crashing economy pisses off its military?? i'm sure after one more lecture about how a bloodbath in iran is biblical prophecy, the rank and file will happily dive into the woodchipper!

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1 day ago

youd better get tied up and tortured a whole lot!! EHEUEHEUEHEUE!!!

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1 day ago

IN THIS ECONOMY?! EHEUEHEUEHUE

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1 day ago

why thank you! EHEUEHUEHUE

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1 day ago

yeah and those ropes are good for his back! EHEUEHEUEHUE

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1 day ago
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three hyenas are standing next to each other with their mouths wide open ALT: three hyenas are standing next to each other with their mouths wide open

bro you have DOOFUS IN YOUR VERY OWN NAME!!! EHEUEHEUEHUE

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1 day ago

issokay now! EHEUEHEUEHUE

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1 day ago

I GOTTA HAVE MY POPS!! EEEEEEEEHEUHEUHEUHEUHEHUEUHEHUEUHEHUEUHEHHEUHEHUEUHEHEHEUHHUEUHEHEUEHUE

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1 day ago

thank you!! EHEUEHEUHUE!! you're so good yourself!

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1 day ago
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slade the pirate shark is the new rivals of aether 2 character...! and a crush of @brinsar.bsky.social so i drew him getting his feet t*ckled EHEUEHEUEHUEHUE!!!

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1 day ago

:O happy birthday!!

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1 day ago
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wtf did you mean by this?! tilly norwood's "AI persona"?! what does that even mean?!

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1 day ago

EVEN BETTER! EHEUEHUEHUEHUE

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2 days ago

oh he's BEEN wrapped up by hyenas! EHEUEHEUHEUHUE!!!

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2 days ago

hyenas win as always! EHEUEHEUHUE

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2 days ago

WTFFFFFFFFFFF!!!! YOU ARE NOT UP TOP YOU ARE A BOTTOM!!! EHEUEHEUHUEHUE

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2 days ago

I DIDNT SEE IT TIL JUST NOW!! EEHEUEHEUHEUEUE!! i fully support your mission!

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2 days ago

oh then i guess i'll GO FUCK MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!

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2 days ago

it's a STRETCH!! at least "mar10" is pronounced like "marten"!

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2 days ago
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could someone please explain to me why "Mar 10" is "Mario day" instead of "Pine Mar10 day"? like Pine Marten like the animal?!

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2 days ago

i also dont think we should overinterpret these polls, they are conditional, public opinion now vs 2027 vs 2028 is going to be completely different. all i'm saying is there has been an inter-party fight btwn AOC faction and leadership for years, and she is clearly winning in the public consciousness

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2 days ago

not in the poll we're discussing here, and not in any other i've seen? i have not seen anything to that effect, but more to the point, the party will nominate someone, so the relevant statistic is her popularity relative to her competition, ie newsom harris

www.newsweek.com/donald-trump...

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2 days ago

well, beating the party by the double digits and all the other democrats being floated for the 2028 nominee, and beating or being tied with everyone else being floated as a 2028 nominee has to be evidence of what i said right??

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2 days ago
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president AOC is looking more and more possible by the day

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2 days ago
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a man in a suit and tie stands at a podium with his hands in the air ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands at a podium with his hands in the air

ANY PRESS IS GOOD PRESS!!!

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2 days ago
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that's a nice little hammer!! but youre gonna need something bigger to really do some damage! EHEEUEHEUHEUEHUEHUE!!!

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2 days ago

EHEUHEUEHUEHUE! glad to hear it!

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3 days ago

remember the "successful" regime change in Iraq took < a year, yet the war itself lasted from 2003 to 2014 purely dealing with blowback from creating a power vacuum which created ISIS. which is to say, I'm skeptical we even can end a regime change war once we start it. also lebanon char limit

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4 days ago

"To ravage, to slaughter, to usurp under false titles, they call empire, and where they make a desert, they call it peace."

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