Parker Laffin' gas these haz-mats

Parker Laffin' gas these haz-mats

@jeffparker.bsky.social

Writer of the ZOOTOPIA comic on shelves now. Join me in the fight against Motion Smoothing, heroes. In between missions I cease to exist https://www.jeffparkerwrites.com

23,718 Followers 1,477 Following 14,767 Posts Joined May 2023
3 hours ago
Index card drawing of a skull with little figures of Milk & Cheese in the eye sockets. It includes the phrase "Death Is The Bomb", which was what a guy in the gym told my friend Paul after explaining that he had died and come back to life. According to this person, Death is the bomb. I don't believe him.

Based on a conversation @mryellovich.bsky.social had with a guy at the gym. The guy told him that he had died and come back to life. Regarding being dead, he said...

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12 hours ago

well where the hell is MALLARD FILLMORE supposed to appear now???

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17 hours ago

thanks, I forgot all about this

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1 day ago

it looks great!

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1 day ago

☝️this is good

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1 day ago

you have awakened The Ferry Folk

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1 day ago

its like someone just turned on an enormous electromagnet, you can feel the pull from miles away.

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1 day ago

I wonder how the writer would refer to 'salt' if sulfur is a Niche Yellow Powder

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1 day ago

yes, and I like when Flash caves in the guy's chest.

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1 day ago

the Far Right got nearly everything in place to make their fascist super-regime for world domination and the only thing that's slowing them down is that the horse they backed is old and demented and makes insane appointments

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1 day ago

this is the good stuff ⚡

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2 days ago

This makes me look like a bad person

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3 days ago

definitely #1 in the US, that must be very accurate

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3 days ago

to me it's all about Nope

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3 days ago
Preview
The Monster of Blackenstyne (not to be confused with Blackenstein)

Hey good folk, @davidfwalker.bsky.social has gone LIVE with THE MONSTER OF BLACKENSTYNE kickstarter! It's what you want: www.kickstarter.com/projects/dfw...

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3 days ago

you could stop texting me about it tho

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3 days ago

once you start doing the magic trick of drawing they will get quiet and pay all the attention they have

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3 days ago

I stared at it pretty hard back in the day

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4 days ago

I'm Slop-Blocking you AiHoles

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4 days ago

perfect use of The Distance🤌

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4 days ago

playerrrrrrsssss

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4 days ago

I got Many Mored😣

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4 days ago

I had to go watch A3 because my son leveraged his birthday clout and holy shit did it give me a headache. It's like Motion Smoothing On Purpose, the military base stuff looks like the cheapest video game cutscenes. Also the longest a 'shot' holds is five seconds

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4 days ago

can Pemberton do the music

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4 days ago

Now that could be anywhere here!

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4 days ago

The world’s supply of guzzoline

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4 days ago

Were you near the train station?

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4 days ago
Inside of a great cafe

Ending Seattle the perfect way, at Zeitgeist Coffee.

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4 days ago

you call America and just get a recording about how soon we'll get back to you

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4 days ago

we have thoroughly pressure-tested this country and found all the weak points, time to shut it down and rebuild every system, hang a giant Out-Of-Order sign on us

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