Dianna

Hi, it's me again 💜

I slept in until 11am this morning and it was fucking. glorious.

We were made for love 💜

I should be doing [task], but instead I'm doing [other, unrelated task]: title of my autobiography

Every morning that I walk outside and see it's still too cold for sundresses upsets me on an emotional level. It's almost April, Global Warming - get your shit together.

Everything feels gray today.

Just leave me alone in the cathedral to ring my bells, gosh darn it

My neck and back would probably hurt a lot less if my posture wasn't roughly the same as a popcorn shrimp

Rinse, repeat every single morning until Canada annexes us

Breaking News: everything is still terrible

"And when we're getting dirty, I forget all that is wrong (I sleep so I can see you, cause I hate to wait so long)"🎶

I feel like I've been stuck in an endless 2020, only somehow worse...?

"so kiss me and laugh like you mean it (I'm in the arms of the rest of my life)"🎶

The fact that it is only Tuesday offends me on a personal level

for legal reasons, I am referring to the Buffalo Bills bringing home a Lombardi, obvs.

If manifestation was legit, you'd think there were enough of us manifesting it into reality right now...

I'm too tired to be a person today. Basically, I just want to be a sloth

why do you hate yourself, David??

An attempt was made 😭

Cirque du Soleil has got nothing on me and the level of acrobatics I perform to avoid disrupting my sleeping dog

Me, last night: I'm going to get up early tomorrow

Me, this morning: lol no

"I don’t want to talk right now, I just want your arms wrapped around (me in this moment before it runs out)"🎶

Me, when economists say we're headed toward a recession:

or he, or they. I don't discriminate when it comes to accusing people of being Typhoid Mary.

Every time I have to go onsite for a week meeting, I end up sick a few days later. I don't know which of my coworkers is Typhoid Mary, but she's definitely among us

Sorry Billy Joel, but I think maybe this time we DID start the fire

I miss the days when everything didn't suck so fucking much.

I'm also going to start saying all the spending I don't like is fraud. My mortgage is fraud. My student loans are fraud. Gas and electric are fraud. Eggs are fraud.

My mental health improves significantly when I don't keep up with the news, but this also feels like I've got my head in the sand while the rest of the desert is on fire around me

Lol! This is my hobby, Death.