Embracing my ideal form (🎨: @krokz.bsky.social)
you can stay with me and nobody would care
but daddy I love him
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🛼🎇🎆🥂COMING 2025🥂🎆🎇🛼
My husband! (He will die when the sequel comes out 😔)
So-called “dark humorists” when the court jester’s ribald satire seeks to geld thy Lord or Lady’s reputation rather than that of a foolish peasant or rival squire
The way my momma would whoop my ass if she found I posted hole on the internet 😭
Sugarcubes songs be like:
Björk: i wëënt to the støøøre and i saw THE FFFFACE of GOD!
Einar: I’M A SEXY BALLOON! I AM BOY BALLOON! HELLO HOLLYWOOD!
MOTHAAFUCKING FIRETRUCK COMING 🚒 🚒 🚒 NYEAHA 🚒 🚒AAAAAARAH 🚒 🚒 🚒HAHAHOO WHAYUSHOUTAUH 🚂🚂 HAHAHA
Hmmm, they’re really reheating my nachos over at Dreamworks (but damn he’s so fine)
Being a fujoshi in the 2000s must’ve been so cool you could like go up to boys and be like wow I heard your parents aren’t cool with the whole gay thing well you and your boyfriend always have a safe space to like make out with each other or whatever at my place lol
DJ Ryukima Shadowpaw (I have swords)
sis I warned your ass!!!
Being told by the job I left that I can’t come back after the one I left it for turned to shit has had my therapist working doubles at the Mental Health Factory. I think if at any point during my job hunt I get even the faintest whiff of rejection I’ll have a real please-I’m-a-star moment
I’d suck Bandit so hard that Bluey and the Other One would disappear from existence (they call this “Alchemy”)
Graphic design is my passion
i hope you all don't just like me for my posts, but also, like my taste in sexy furry men. also i dont care if you do. "if it pisses you off so much pluck your eye out" --the bible
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cigrit badges for these critters!
@jamezfux.bsky.social
@fleas.bsky.social
@clvstr.bsky.social
@bubbagummyeen.bsky.social
i am open for these so if you want one, DM me ♥️
#furry #furryart #furrycon #conbadge
Now my new manager is following me today doing audits like I don’t know how to do my job loooooooooove this
Compounded with family shit falling apart but we fuckin rockin it. Can’t ever be one thing at a time. Sometimes being an alive cowboy is just enough
adore being stuck in a shit job after jumping ship from a place I had good credit at. No chance to go back, lost out on the benefits of being there as long as I would have been, and struggling to pay for the shit ass degrees I’m in debt over. Fuggin love it 🐸🔫
Works been making me ideate, but smoking Real American Cigarettes in my work truck helps me blow those thoughts right out the window 🚬😏
Sometimes you just need a little nautical snack when you’re on the road
#joe’scrabshack
I want to sexually stimulate some men. Love doing that shit
btw it wasn’t me that wrote those “slipknots” on the page, it was the kid that called his mom by her first name
I think “fag” has been so personally reclaimed for me that “gay guy” sounds more like a slur
This was the first furry I ever drew
