“Vinny Cadillacs, when you find a wasp nest you HAVE to disclose it to the whole building.”
“All I gotta disclose is deez.” *grabs junk*
“Vinny Cadillacs, cmon man. You didn’t even give me a chance to ask what ‘deez’ are.”
“DEEZ NUTS!!!” *grabs junk again, thrusts*
Corporate landlords should be illegal. Landlords should only ever be second generation Italian-American stereotypes with names like Vinnie Cadillacs
Post purely for love of the game or don’t post at all
They meant self driving cars flying down pedestrian walkways
Here it is, the best possible parody
Apt response for a guy named Dick Dangler
Shut up
I wish more people took the time to compliment my paved area
That said they also did the funniest thing I’ve ever seen a band do at a festival. Bumblefucked through their set, said “We have one more song” and played the opening chords of “Float On”
Then Brock abruptly threw his guitar on the ground and left the stage to a torrent of boos raining down
Every time I’ve had the misfortune of seeing them, Brock has been obviously WASTED. Supposedly he’s sober (again) now, but I’m not falling for it another time.
“Have you seen the movie Dredd? It’ll be like that except without public housing.”
Look, language never evolves when it means I have to learn people’s preferred pronouns. But when I want to use homophobic slurs?
Oh buddy, you better believe language can evolve pretty fuckin’ fast then!
I would’ve definitely read the Johnny Cash review when I was trying to waste time back when I worked weekends!
Same energy
Recalling how “‘Cause I Got High” was from the Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back soundtrack and prominently featured them in the video
The pre-9/11 2000s are a bizarre and cursed object distinct from the bizarre and cursed object of the post-9/11 2000s, and those 18 months should be studied more closely
WHAT’RE THOOOOOOSE?!!?!
The US military really has an issue keeping updated maps. Just ask any of the guys who were sent to invade the Bay of Pigs.
Star Wars needs more planets whose entire economy is oriented around a single thing like casinos, it’s the exact kind of stupid shit these movies thrive on
Celtics lost but Kobe stans are sad so I can’t complain too much
Lakers fans in shambles because Bam didn’t beat Kobe’s record the “right” way, which to me just makes it all the more savory
SCOREBOARD, NERDS
School shooter vibes
Exact same effectiveness as Michael
Scott declaring bankruptcy
Now that’s what I’m talmbout
I don’t believe in God or Heaven, but what I do believe in is Hell.
I think this makes me Catholic
Just once I want somebody to use this phrase on a figure like, “Look, when it comes to Mr. Rogers, you just gotta separate the art from the artist.”
Just The Farts
It’s the spring of a lifetime if you’re a lizard
