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@hakei.bsky.social

Some guy who pushes buttons on the computer. May be an animal. How would you know?

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Latest posts by hakei.bsky.social on Bluesky

Bring back Pride jerseys when? (Iโ€™m not a Kraken fan โ€” but I hear theyโ€™re always top tier)

24.01.2026 07:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks for the awesome photo! Hope you had a really great con!

24.01.2026 07:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That logo goes so hard on the Hockey Fights Cancer colors.

24.01.2026 07:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also Eurobeat is Fantastic.

That is all.

23.01.2026 06:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Question thoughโ€ฆ do you still get a penalty for carrying the puck over the centerline? ;)

06.01.2026 03:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Adorable! But what about Cali-Fin and Heritage 2.0 (or the earlier Reverse Retro or original design it was based on)? ๐Ÿ˜‰

09.11.2025 17:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sigh. Did I actually miss that today? :/

16.09.2025 05:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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15.08.2025 06:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Best part is the surprisingly full featured elevator control logic!

15.08.2025 06:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

On a logical level, I get it: you push early, you get in line, and with some luck, you make your arrival early. Everyone wins.

In practice, if things are the least bit busy, you just get moved out to the penalty box until your scheduled departure anyway. Sucks for everyone.

12.08.2025 06:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If it makes you feel better โ€” I waited for an emergency vehicle with lights + siren while having a green light in my direction, and someone went around me to turn right anyway; zero fucks given.

02.08.2025 02:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I got stopped the other day by an entire flock of geese that decided they wanted to have an impromptu block party without the proper permits or road closure signs.

29.07.2025 13:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Illustration of a Nintendo 3DS showing that an SNES cartridge is too big to fit into the cartridge slot of the console, with the prohibitory symbol to show it is not allowed.

Illustration of a Nintendo 3DS showing that an SNES cartridge is too big to fit into the cartridge slot of the console, with the prohibitory symbol to show it is not allowed.

Time to bring this classic out again.

29.07.2025 13:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I still know at least one guy that unironically uses an iPod Shuffle for workouts, despite it being ancient and totally EOL. Turns out a simple device that is โ€œrandom music boxโ€ that can be had for $30-40 so itโ€™s not a big deal if lost/damaged is exactly what he wants.

28.07.2025 00:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Learned the Periodic Table of the Elements thanks to his help! ๐Ÿคฃ

27.07.2025 19:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah yes my favorite. You have angered the rain gods by assuming rain would not occur โ€” like washing your car.

27.07.2025 19:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn PJ! Give those fox peets a good, well-deserved rest!

27.07.2025 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also, wow, please ignore my awful typosโ€ฆ I think autocorrupt bit me โ€” TOS = this.

27.07.2025 18:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So much love, Stormy. <3 I know TOS has been extremely tough on all of you.

27.07.2025 15:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Eyyy! Hope you had a great time and a happy birthday!

27.07.2025 15:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love the yip yips!

27.07.2025 15:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can I steal a PJ plushie thatโ€™s snuggling an even smaller Paladin plushie? ๐Ÿฅบ

26.07.2025 20:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Real things Iโ€™ve seen as a Firefighter.  The last thing I ever thought Iโ€™d see. #box #firefighter
YouTube video by Fire Department Chronicles Real things Iโ€™ve seen as a Firefighter. The last thing I ever thought Iโ€™d see. #box #firefighter

Immediately thought of this: m.youtube.com/shorts/Edar5...

26.07.2025 20:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A perspective view of an anthropomorphic skunk DJing, with a close-up on the hand and record. The illustration is monochrome, with a blue color tone, with deep contrast between the highlights and shadows.

A perspective view of an anthropomorphic skunk DJing, with a close-up on the hand and record. The illustration is monochrome, with a blue color tone, with deep contrast between the highlights and shadows.

A photograph of a sun setting over a lake, reflecting the orange glow of the sun off the water, with a few clouds in the distance, and pine trees in the foreground and trees in the distant shore.

A photograph of a sun setting over a lake, reflecting the orange glow of the sun off the water, with a few clouds in the distance, and pine trees in the foreground and trees in the distant shore.

My app wallpaper was a gift from a friend many, many years ago in the style of Goli Matsumoto. Even all these years later, Iโ€™ve not wanted to change it; itโ€™s that special. And for my lock screen, Iโ€™ve got a beautiful sunset thatโ€™s very sentimental to me.

26.07.2025 20:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yโ€™know, same! Doing orthodontics has forced me to take better care of myself, to the point of this last cleaning visit it was, โ€œwow, thereโ€™s nothing for me to do except remove this staining. Let me guess, you drink coffee?โ€ โ€œTea.โ€ โ€œYep, thatโ€™ll do it.โ€

26.07.2025 15:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly sounds like driving in the bayโ€ฆ except if youโ€™re that slower car in front to the left, you canโ€™t move right because everyone immediately tries to pass you on the right for no reason. I swear you canโ€™t win here because everyone does 75 or 55; nothing between.

26.07.2025 15:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I saw a bumper sticker yesterday that was โ€œI identify as a red sports carโ€ or something and just groaned.

26.07.2025 14:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thinking back to how bad my flossing habit was a year ago โ€” yeahโ€ฆ this would be great if people flossed regularly! :P (I have since fixed my heathen ways.)

26.07.2025 14:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Great time for folks going to Oshkosh for no particular reason this week. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

24.07.2025 02:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I swear, the things you deal withโ€ฆ

22.07.2025 09:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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