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windy shrimp

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the winds you are experiencing are due to the santa anas...

07.03.2026 22:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i've heard of santa claus but this is ridiculous

07.03.2026 20:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

never happen

07.03.2026 18:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You Can't Prove Beyond a Shadow of a Doubt That This Isn't Butter™

07.03.2026 18:53 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i love combining two of my favorite things. for example, combining and things

07.03.2026 18:51 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

also nigel crane was there

07.03.2026 16:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Slap a little butter on there too. Hell it's the weekend

07.03.2026 15:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

peanut butter nosebleed

07.03.2026 12:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

come to ri to see dropdead with me on 4/10 imo

06.03.2026 18:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

at least this country can get one thing right

06.03.2026 14:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

new energy drink "gorilla mind" has actual pieces of gorilla in it how is this legal

06.03.2026 13:32 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

ok hold on I'm writing this down

06.03.2026 13:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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05.03.2026 22:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I will be the first American to measure the speed of water

05.03.2026 21:20 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

the world

05.03.2026 18:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

4. you're anywhere in rhode island

04.03.2026 17:05 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I love too sow the seeds of 9/11 part 2

04.03.2026 16:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

good evening doctor

04.03.2026 02:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

never happen

04.03.2026 00:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

just saved the absolute worst draft 😇

02.03.2026 01:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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dinner

01.03.2026 23:15 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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>becoming

28.02.2026 22:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

28.02.2026 13:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah not great.

28.02.2026 13:23 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i suspect decepticons

28.02.2026 01:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

this double mustache one-eyed freak seems like a product of generative ai

28.02.2026 00:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ah

28.02.2026 00:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

my name is Duncan Donuts

28.02.2026 00:07 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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27.02.2026 19:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0