Kevin Smith

Don't forget the nannies, who he may or may not have left the island with.

The election-time ads write themselves these days.

If only someone had thought to investigate the causes of autism before Trump came along. Can't believe nobody thought to do that. /s

Wow.

100% yes

At least it wasn't written by Michelle Obama this time.

Republican Senators only protect other Senators when it involves reading a letter from Coretta Scott King on the Senate floor.

We're living in bizarro world.

Donald Trump was also indicted.

If you didn't trust them then, why did you vote to confirm them? I've lost so much respect for you.

She said before he was only focusing on the ballroom.

When did the NY Times stop using an Oxford Comma?

I guess we're seeing what $2 billion directly into Kushner's pocket buys you.

Sounds like socialism to me.

That Nobel Peace Prize is a lock for next year. /s

"Nobody can believe it", because it's not true.

This is the real war on Christmas.

I was on the fence about how to vote today, but Trump changed my mind and now I'm not voting for Mamdani. (said no one ever)

That guy's on crack. The arched doorway in the picture is the end of the colonnade and the entrance to the residence. It's gone.

If there is anything that Trump and Santos have in common, it's definitely conviction.

Follow up question: why then, was the National Guard not deployed on January 6?

Nothing says Nobel Peace Prize like threatening to kill everyone.

Looks like we found the real waste, abuse, and fraud.

Well, did you see the way Ukraine was dressed?

Waiting to hear from the "Harris just wasn't likable enough" crowd.

Moving the goal posts as usual.

Can Melissa McCarthy play him on SNL too?

But....but....I like my burger cooked medium. Does that mean I'm a facist? 😭