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porcelain punk๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿป| cloud native OSS @ nowhere | seattle, wa | he/him | disaster bi ๐Ÿฉท๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™ ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜: linktr.ee/XanderG

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I am firmly of the belief that it would be insane to NOT go to a Letters to Cleo show

21.07.2025 15:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OMG ๐Ÿ˜ฑ thatโ€™ll be an amazing show

21.07.2025 14:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Spider season ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ

21.07.2025 03:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey Minneapolis come to the Bad Moves show for an ass kicking

21.06.2025 23:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

THE COOL S

21.06.2025 00:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Making @xander.wtf get a grape ape in Minneapolis and he is sipping it.

21.06.2025 00:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hell yeah new Laura Stevenson record incoming finally some good news and a thing to look forward to!!!!

20.05.2025 15:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 60    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah dude

17.05.2025 20:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Canes nostros ipse comedic

He has eaten our dogs

Canes nostros ipse comedic He has eaten our dogs

We have confirmation. The Weiner Circle in Lincoln Park has responded to the Chicago Pope ๐Ÿ˜‚

08.05.2025 21:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2731    ๐Ÿ” 696    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 47

Teenagers didn't think I was cool when I was one, why on earth would they start now?

08.05.2025 08:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 863    ๐Ÿ” 76    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Do you think the conclave binged The Bear and just said fuck it

08.05.2025 21:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 179    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same

07.05.2025 13:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13739    ๐Ÿ” 3390    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 435    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1571
A painting of a bird next to the words "looks like there's no escaping this bullshit"

A painting of a bird next to the words "looks like there's no escaping this bullshit"

07.05.2025 13:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 384    ๐Ÿ” 82    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

Also proof that CDG is a literal sewer

07.05.2025 14:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s never too late for you

06.05.2025 23:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

no company, same team.
#kubernetes #fluxcd #cncf

02.05.2025 16:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Kubernetes v1.33: Octarine Editors: Agustina Barbetta, Aakanksha Bhende, Udi Hofesh, Ryota Sawada, Sneha Yadav Similar to previous releases, the release of Kubernetes v1.33 introduces new stable, beta, and alpha features. The c...

Another one in the books! Kubernetes v1.33: Octarine is live. Congratulations to the release team!

kubernetes.io/blog/2025/04...

23.04.2025 18:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

condolences to anyone in the United States who will suffer from harsh tariffs imposed by the United States. We believe that the United States will one day be held accountable for the suffering it is inflicting on the United States

03.04.2025 16:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 78    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A humorous โ€œStonksโ€ meme featuring Tom Nook, a character from the Animal Crossing video game series. Tom Nook is wearing a green sweater vest and pointing toward a background of blue stock market numbers and upward-pointing arrows, symbolizing financial success. The word โ€œSTONKSโ€ is written at the bottom in bold white letters.

A humorous โ€œStonksโ€ meme featuring Tom Nook, a character from the Animal Crossing video game series. Tom Nook is wearing a green sweater vest and pointing toward a background of blue stock market numbers and upward-pointing arrows, symbolizing financial success. The word โ€œSTONKSโ€ is written at the bottom in bold white letters.

Today Iโ€™m glad my entire 401k is invested in turnips

03.04.2025 17:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fun session with @kat.lol, @lookitup.baby, @xander.wtf, and Marly Salazar eating progressively hotter wings!

#KubeCon

03.04.2025 14:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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& of course the fabulous and just as regretful hostโ€ฆ โ€œis this really what cloud native means?โ€

03.04.2025 14:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A suffering OSS contributor

A suffering OSS contributor

A suffering OSS contributor

A suffering OSS contributor

A suffering OSS contributor

A suffering OSS contributor

A suffering OSS contributor

A suffering OSS contributor

The faces of regret at The Hot Wings challenge contestants at #kubecon @lookitup.baby @jeefy.dev @kat.lol sched.co/1txH0

03.04.2025 14:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 73    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Itโ€™s fine James I donโ€™t need the tag ๐Ÿ˜’

03.04.2025 15:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

"are you in a band btw?" yes london, i am

29.03.2025 15:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A painting of a bird next to the words "fuck this"

A painting of a bird next to the words "fuck this"

26.03.2025 13:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 511    ๐Ÿ” 76    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
a reddish golden retriever sits and looks up at the camera with inquisitive eyebrows and ears that look softer than velvet. heโ€™s holding a single red rose in his mouth that ever so slightly pushes his lip up on each side.

a reddish golden retriever sits and looks up at the camera with inquisitive eyebrows and ears that look softer than velvet. heโ€™s holding a single red rose in his mouth that ever so slightly pushes his lip up on each side.

This is Wesley. He wants to know if you will accept this rose. Because he grabbed it thinking it was a stick, and now doesn't want it anymore. 12/10

13.02.2025 20:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9978    ๐Ÿ” 612    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 115    ๐Ÿ“Œ 31

Interview prepping for the first time in years and I think maybe my favorite LeetCode problem is wrapping a binary tree around my throat until I choke.

13.02.2025 04:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Big same

13.02.2025 04:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck thatโ€™s why everything is terrible Iโ€™ve been neglecting my garage deadlifts ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

13.02.2025 04:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
CONSERVATIVES

IS THIS CRITICAL RACE THEORY?

THE SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW

CONSERVATIVES IS THIS CRITICAL RACE THEORY? THE SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW

Who did this?!?๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’€

10.02.2025 03:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 757    ๐Ÿ” 117    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

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