I think #Sportsky is now as reliable and fun as the sports twitter of old.
MLB dot com is snoozing.
I think #Sportsky is now as reliable and fun as the sports twitter of old.
MLB dot com is snoozing.
Hereβs a song about a rapist. It still applies.
Letters To Cleo
Find You Dead
music.apple.com/us/album/fin...
I hope youβre being sincere because it really does warm my heart.
08.03.2026 05:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Part of the reason "Breaking Bad" is one of the greatest TV shows of all time is that its central thesis, which feels true, is that there is a monster inside all human beings, and given the chance to come out, it will, indeed, come out.
Anyway, here's an article about a Let the Monster Out Factory.
from now on this is the euphemism
07.03.2026 18:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Very high percentage of my daily interactions now include the phrase βwhen heβs deadβ said in the same cadence as βI took the 101β or βItβs my sisterβs birthdayβ
07.03.2026 06:52 β π 40 π 3 π¬ 2 π 0This is what the whole internet could be if everyone would just stop dunking on screenshots.
05.03.2026 23:08 β π 28 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0
Time-lapse of various species of mushrooms growing
Original post
The Onion x Stereogum collab weβve all been waiting for.
04.03.2026 07:59 β π 17 π 2 π¬ 3 π 0All of them. Duh.
03.03.2026 17:06 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0People on a green highway overpass behind a chain link fence holding up letters that spell out: WAR CRIMES DONT HIDE SEX CRIMES There is a brown triple decker in the background
Dorchester has entered the chat.
[93 overpass as seen by my sister from the Savin Hill T stop]
photo of an American fighter jet falling out of the sky accompanied by the text: The New York Times March 2, 2026, 8:13 a.m. ET BREAKING NEWS 3 U.S. Planes Are Shot Down in 'Apparent Friendly Fire Incident' in Kuwait, U.S. Military Says
war is always dumb but now itβs dumber than ever because of all the stupids
02.03.2026 16:47 β π 22 π 2 π¬ 0 π 1It appears so.
02.03.2026 03:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0it was fun while it lasted oh well
01.03.2026 02:57 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0.π₯ έ Λπͺ.π₯ έ Λ i have friends everywhere
01.03.2026 00:23 β π 42 π 3 π¬ 3 π 0Just found out that Cardi B is not a riff on Cartier and Iβm crushed.
25.02.2026 14:43 β π 41 π 4 π¬ 2 π 0I think so!
28.02.2026 06:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Iβm sure these guys know what theyβre doing.
28.02.2026 06:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0In this, the stupidest of all timelines, we will now create heroes out of greedy amoral corporations who do the bare minimum to stand up against the regime. Rebellionaires, if you will.
28.02.2026 06:01 β π 32 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0No way! Iβm excited to watch that THANKS JOSH!
28.02.2026 05:52 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0photo of a very cute black and tan young goat, looking at the camera with a smiling expression.
Cutest little Norma Jean! She looks extra cute in the winter when she got her thick winter fluff. π₯°
28.02.2026 02:28 β π 756 π 76 π¬ 13 π 4These dogs are having the time of their lives following this week's historic blizzard in the Northeast. Please enjoy. 14/10 for all
25.02.2026 00:53 β π 15448 π 2722 π¬ 255 π 326I woke up this morning inexplicably a huge fan of womenβs hockey!
25.02.2026 15:06 β π 45 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just found out that Cardi B is not a riff on Cartier and Iβm crushed.
25.02.2026 14:43 β π 41 π 4 π¬ 2 π 0The Ellison kid is gonna make daddy notice him or die trying.
24.02.2026 22:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0discovered chatgpt today
The USA Men's Hockey team poses for a photo in front of The White House
24.02.2026 21:37 β π 34 π 2 π¬ 1 π 1
Hey, at least I still have the capacity to be shocked.
In any timeline or simulation other than the one we live in, this person would leave office immediately and never show their face in public again. The shame.
The President of the United States, Donald Trump, must resign tonight.
If he does not, Congress must impeach him.
We shouldnβt have had to wait for a report that he punched a 13 yr old in the head for not sucking his cock correctly but yeah, this ought to be the end.
Universal health care, Senator. Iβd like to see you and your colleagues compare it to that.
Cβmon - nowβs the time for liberals to shine! Cowgirl up!