photo of an American fighter jet falling out of the sky accompanied by the text:
The New York Times
March 2, 2026, 8:13 a.m. ET
BREAKING NEWS
3 U.S. Planes Are Shot Down in 'Apparent Friendly Fire Incident' in Kuwait, U.S. Military Says
war is always dumb but now itβs dumber than ever because of all the stupids
02.03.2026 16:47 β
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It appears so.
02.03.2026 03:53 β
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it was fun while it lasted oh well
01.03.2026 02:57 β
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.π₯ έ Λπͺ.π₯ έ Λ i have friends everywhere
01.03.2026 00:23 β
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Just found out that Cardi B is not a riff on Cartier and Iβm crushed.
25.02.2026 14:43 β
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I think so!
28.02.2026 06:36 β
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Iβm sure these guys know what theyβre doing.
28.02.2026 06:35 β
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In this, the stupidest of all timelines, we will now create heroes out of greedy amoral corporations who do the bare minimum to stand up against the regime. Rebellionaires, if you will.
28.02.2026 06:01 β
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No way! Iβm excited to watch that THANKS JOSH!
28.02.2026 05:52 β
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photo of a very cute black and tan young goat, looking at the camera with a smiling expression.
Cutest little Norma Jean! She looks extra cute in the winter when she got her thick winter fluff. π₯°
28.02.2026 02:28 β
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These dogs are having the time of their lives following this week's historic blizzard in the Northeast. Please enjoy. 14/10 for all
25.02.2026 00:53 β
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I woke up this morning inexplicably a huge fan of womenβs hockey!
25.02.2026 15:06 β
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Just found out that Cardi B is not a riff on Cartier and Iβm crushed.
25.02.2026 14:43 β
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The Ellison kid is gonna make daddy notice him or die trying.
24.02.2026 22:21 β
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discovered chatgpt today
The USA Men's Hockey team poses for a photo in front of The White House
24.02.2026 21:37 β
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Justice Department withheld and removed some Epstein files related to Trump
An NPR investigation finds the public database of Epstein files is missing dozens of pages related to sexual abuse accusations against President Trump.
Hey, at least I still have the capacity to be shocked.
In any timeline or simulation other than the one we live in, this person would leave office immediately and never show their face in public again. The shame.
24.02.2026 21:35 β
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The President of the United States, Donald Trump, must resign tonight.
If he does not, Congress must impeach him.
We shouldnβt have had to wait for a report that he punched a 13 yr old in the head for not sucking his cock correctly but yeah, this ought to be the end.
24.02.2026 19:35 β
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Universal health care, Senator. Iβd like to see you and your colleagues compare it to that.
Cβmon - nowβs the time for liberals to shine! Cowgirl up!
24.02.2026 19:03 β
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Have fun screaming βbuy the dip!β over and over to people who just watched bitcoin lose half its value in 5 months
24.02.2026 16:19 β
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We Can Reform the Atrocity Machine
My dear constituents, Like you, I am deeply troubled by the Atrocity Machineβs recent activity. It is a stain on our nation, and we must take actio...
"Like you, I am deeply troubled by the Atrocity Machineβs recent activity. It is a stain on our nation, and we must take action. With this in mind, I am proud to announce that we are dedicating billions of dollars to the Atrocity Machine."
20.02.2026 14:01 β
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universal health care or fuck off
24.02.2026 15:54 β
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KELLEY!!
24.02.2026 05:59 β
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woke just been hiding out in the garage doing pushups this whole fuckin time so
24.02.2026 02:21 β
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I'm asking you politely: Please don't litter on the internet? AI generated art and music smells.
24.02.2026 02:16 β
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Say No to Suno
A βsmash-and-grabβ wave is hitting music: unauthorized AI platforms are recutting and reselling human creativity at industrial scale, flooding services with AI slop, diluting royalties, and raisingβ¦
Suno is a data scraping, poop spewing, theft ring.
It's literally illegal to make money by selling stolen goods. Unless you're a techfuck in which case here have a billion dollars, genius.
Thanks to the pugnacious music nerds at The Trichordist for some real talk.
24.02.2026 01:53 β
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A Knight Of the Seven Kingdoms was outstanding but I wish itβd been a limited series or somesuch. I canβt help feeling like a fuckin mark waiting a whole week in between every 30 minute episode of which there were only 6 (six!!! )
Thatβs the whole season.
Now what? S2 in 2028?
23.02.2026 07:09 β
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Incredible - I can't stop looking at it!
22.02.2026 22:43 β
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A bear in the wild, smiling and posing coyly
I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot
10.09.2025 16:41 β
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in the 70s my grandma's sugarbowl had saccharine instead of sugar. all her drinks were "diet" + sweetened with saccharine. as of 2020 i still bought tab by the case (still upset coca-cola discontinued it) and currently carry sweet n' low in my purse in case it's not available when i order iced tea.
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